Lindsay Lohan is planning to make a guest appearance on this season's finale of ABC's "Ugly Betty"! Apparently she's turning to TV to try to earn back some of the cash she wasted on her addictions, then rehab, then her addictions again, then rehab again... or something like that! Specifically, Yahoo! News reports:
The 21-year-old actress is set to play an old schoolmate of America Ferrera's character Betty Suarez on the show's May 22 season closer, according to the trade paper Variety.
Both Variety and Usmagazine.com said Lohan began shooting her scenes during the weekend. Lohan also is expected to appear in five episodes of "Ugly Betty" next season."
You know, I feel bad for poor old Ugly Betty. Not only is she surrounded by hot baby carrots that point out her ugliness every day on the show as it is, now Lindsay Lohan has to go on there and make it worse for Betty with her effotless good looks despite her rotten attitude towards life and her tramp-like tendencies! You know, I would be pretty angry if I were Betty and Lindsay was coming on my show just because she blew all her money on coke and booze and now she's in desperate need for some quick cash and thus has settled for a little TV work!
I guess it's not bad enough that Lindsay's got a free pass in life because of her good looks and star presence as it is, but now the TV networks are letting her use their shows as a platform for her to jump back into the game!? Poor Ugly Betty... I guess we can just chalk this up to one more example of injustice in the world! Then again, Ugly Betty makes millions just for being ugly! On second thought, that's a pretty damn sweet gig! I wish I could be so lucky to get paid for something as simple as that... then again, that's impossible... I'm too handsome. In fact, I just caught a glimpse of myself in my window... and damn do I look GOOD! With my chiseled jaw-line and overall pretty man-face... there's NO WAY I could ever make a living out of ugliness like Ms. Betty! Poor Betty... in the end, ugly people never win! Ahh, it's a cruel world, isn't it!?
Lindsay out looking smokin' hot in a blue cleavage-y dress last week:
