Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are officially engaged! Specifically, Us Magazine reports:
Johansson, 23, and Reynolds, 31, who have been dating since Spring 2007, are engaged, their rep confirms to Usmagazine.com.
Reynolds was engaged to singer Alanis Morissette. They split in February 2007 after four years together.
Johansson was previously dating Josh Hartnett.
In February, it was reported that the actress was seen shopping for wedding dresses at a Monique Lhuillier boutique in L.A. with her mother and sister."
Wow, Ryan started off engaged with Alanis Morrissette and now he's got Scarlett Johansson. Talk about an upgrade! I mean, nothing about crazy hippie singers with music albums that have become the voice of the 90s... I'm cool with that... it's just that Alanis, well, she's just not attractive. And Scarlett... she's one hot baby carrot and I love that about her! So, good for Ryan. He's a good looking guy, he shouldn't have to spend the rest of his life with some crazy Canadian hippie 70s throw-back... I bet she's so "natural" that she's a bit "unkept"... everywhere. She just looks like the type.
You ever just look at a girl and just unexplainably know that something's going to be a little "off" in certain "areas"... yea, Alanis has that look to her. She also looks like she smells like weed. I bet her whole body just gives off the scent of marijuana... she just looks like one of those people. So, moving on from all of that to Scarlett "I have amazing boobs" Johansson is a good move in my book. So, kudos, Ryan, I wish you and Scarlett a very happy marriage! And why wouldn't it be happy... I can think of two big (and round) reasons why it would be a beautiful union! Get it!? OHHH STOP THAT!
Scarlett's cleavage out in her famous 2006 Golden Globe Awards red dress:
