Lindsay Lohan's mother, Dina Lohan, will be named a "Top Mom" tonight by a charity organization in Long Island called the Mingling Moms Organization! Yes, you read that correctly, she's "Top Mom"! Wow! The New York Post's Page Six says:
Right now, Dina's daughter, Lindsay, is literally a poster girl for bad behavior. Her mug shot appears in liquor-industry ads as an example of a "hard-core drunk driver" who needs a Breathalyzer to stay off the road (even though the ads are against having the devices in every car).
Yet, Dina will be named a "Top Mom" tonight by a Long Island-based charity, Mingling Moms Organization, even though Lindsay went to rehab three times last year and was jailed for drunken driving and cocaine possession.
Mingling Moms president Erica Logiudice called Dina "such a dedicated mom . . . Through all the ups and downs of Lindsay, she has been by her side.""
See what happens when a group of rich, snobby idiots with zero intellectual capacity get together... they make stupid decisions like honor Dina Lohan as a "Top Mom"! Ahh, the injustice! That's what's so wrong with the world... people with tons of money and fame often don't deserve it and are only in that position in life by some lucky bounce, call it chance if you will, and they really have no idea how to use the power that's given to them in society because of such fame. Then, although most of them can get through the day for the most part, every once in a while they let a disaster happen (like nominating Dina "I'm a dirty tramp of a mother" Lohan as a "Top Mom") and they expose just how embarassingly stupid all these rich folks actually are.
Damn the social structure of this world! And Dina, as you accept this award, I hope Lindsay throws down a few vodka-percocet cocktails and goes right up to you and slaps you in the face right in front of all your socialite friends... you know, to show proof that it was because of your ability and dedication that you have such a wonderful daughter!
Lindsay out looking hot while leaving a restaurant last week:
