Save Lives, Boycott Amy Winehouse Records

Boycott Amy Winehouse Records

TMZ tells us that Amy Winehouse's in-laws are concerned for the lives of both Amy and their son Blake Fielder-Civil. Therefore everyone should boycott her records in order to send a message to the world that her addiction and just her shenanigans in general are unacceptable.

Intolerable. Her behavior is absolutely Intolerable, governour.

This is BOLLUCKS!

Georgette and Giles Fielder-Civil, Blake's Parents told BBC this morning that they believe Blake and Amy are in denial of their drug addictions.

Drugs? What drugs? I always thought they were a calm, warm-hearted, church-going couple. Now drug allegations! The outrage!

Specifically, Georgette said of her son and his wife:

"They both need to get medical help before one of them, if not both of them, dies."

Then, old-man Fielder-Civil broke it down even further for us. He said:

"We're concerned that if one of them dies, the other will die. They're a very close couple and if one dies through substance abuse, the other will commit suicide."

A modern-day Romeo and Juliette. Only this time with Britain's form of white trash and a few crack rocks.

See, I guess there's a little Shakespeare in all of us!

8.28.07 at 11:32:38 AM