Amy Winehouse's husband who she's been cheating on, Blake Fielder-Civil, recently got out of prison and is now looking for millions in a divorce settlement! The Sun UK says:
Blake has been bragging to pals that Amy, 24, will have to pay him a seven-figure sum to get him off her back.
He is set to demand at least £3million as a divorce settlement, telling his lawyers he wants £250,000 for each month of their year-long marriage — despite being in jail for part of it.
A friend said: “Blake is convinced that Amy owes him big time.
“He is telling everyone that he’s got millions coming to him. She’s his meal ticket for life.”
Blake is still reeling from the news that his Rehab singer wife has been cheating on him with squeaky-clean Alex."
And, of course, this leaves the world with one very deep, philosophical question: would you have consistent sex with Amy Winehouse for a given period of time if it meant that you would get £3million (which is roughly equivalent to 6 million dollars)? I say, yes! Yes I would! Because, honestly, I've had some bad times in my life... so what's a few more difficult months of sex with a scrawny, frail chain-smoker? Actually, now that I think of it, she's not much different than my ex-wife. Only, with Amy, I could score a few million out of the deal, meanwhile my ex-wife took the house and the dog! Seriously, guys, where do I sign up to get a little Amy in my life!?
Amy out the other day in some wooded area looking like some sort of anorexic transvestite version of Bigfoot galloping near the marshlands:
