Despite her tumultuous past relationships and 37 years under her belt, Denise Richards is still looking for love! The New York Post's Page Six says:
But she still hopes to find love. "I'm divorced with two kids, and my ex-husband is Charlie Sheen. I want a partner who understands all of this and still wants to be with me through the journey.""
Ahh, yes, a vulnerable 37-year-old divorcee who's just dying for someone to love her despite all of her easily recognizable self-admitted flaws. Wow, it's like she wrote a personal that was directly addressed to me! She might as well have just written a personal letter to me asking if I wanted to take her out on a date... because, let me tell you, I think there's something special about hot celebrity baby carrots who are just dying for a little love before they hit menopause!
So, you know what, Denise, don't worry about a thing, baby... I'll find you... whether it's in this life or the next... and I'll take care of you and your insecurities that have come with age and failed marriages. Heck, I might even marry you if you let me... because we all know, women who find themselves in a situation that they hope potential partners can "understand", you've got the upper hand going into it, despite the fact that she was once a smokin' hot Bond girl just a few years ago! So, Denise, if you're out there listening, there's still hope, I'll gladly marry you right now! Come on baby, let's light this candle of love! Baaabbbbbyyyy!
Denise out looking hot in Malibu a couple of weeks back:
