After hours of "research" I have finally decided why Mila Kunis is so hot (so much so she was voted Esquire's sexiest woman to play the tuba). This is why. Just rummaging through her purse, an act that usually contorts even the prettiest of girls into twisted Gollum's looking for their chapstick, left Mila looking as hot as ever. Why am I turned on by a woman looking through her purse? Because it's Mila Kunis. ... or at least that's what I'll tell my therapist.