After hours of "research" I have finally decided why Mila Kunis is so hot (so much so she was voted Esquire's sexiest woman to play the tuba). This is why. Just rummaging through her purse, an act that usually contorts even the prettiest of girls into twisted Gollum's looking for their chapstick, left Mila looking as hot as ever. Why am I turned on by a woman looking through her purse? Because it's Mila Kunis. ... or at least that's what I'll tell my therapist.

So, bad news. Epic nerd-hottie Olivia Munn is starting to go a little goth on us. I don't mind it on other chicks, but when I think of Olivia and her cute freckles, I just want her to eat popsicles, wear short-shorts and deny rumors of sleeping with shady directors. She was recently at the Vanity Fair and Juicy Couture Celebration Of The 2013 Vanities Calendar looking pretty dark, though. Someone needs to cheer her up. And buy her inappropriately short pants.

If my love for Alec Baldwin isn't proof enough, here is some evidence that Alec didn't insult an African American reporter and then choose to call her a "coon." This excerpt and the fact that he is a celebrity and he would know better than to be publicly tossing around racial slurs.

The Post has yet to produce the audio they claim proves Baldwin slung the racial slurs, and yesterday, when we spoke to Baldwin again, he told us, "I am fascinated that the Post seems to have cameras everywhere... and handheld still cameras that have a video capacity - most paparazzi I know can shoot both with the same camera. And here we have a young woman there with a microphone and a camera, and they seem to have the capacity to record everything, and they can't seem to produce an example of me saying a racial epithet."

Calm down, guys. Even if he is a horrible racist, he was on 30 Rock (and did other stuff I suppose).

Fergie (from the Black Eyed Peas (from that one Oprah flash mob video)) is now expecting! Hooray! It looks like she and her husband, Josh Duhamel, had sex and are now expecting a little baby because of it:

"Josh & Me & BABY makes three!" Fergie, 37, tweeted, and Duhamel, 40, retweeted.

The good news is that it looks like the baby will be able to count.

The woman pictured above (Drew Barrymore) was once voted Sexiest Woman by some magazine I don't really give a shit about (and would probably judge you for reading). She was visiting an art gallery in Beverly Hills with her husband Will Kopelman, so she probably figured she was safe to go without... but we noticed. OH HOW WE NOTICED. Clean it up, Drew.

According to Us Weekly, Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are now dating. ... which is weird, because I thought they have been together for years. I made that awful assumption based on the awful shows they both have starred in. I guess I just automatically assume the stars of tween shows (like Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev) just automatically date each other. They're all hot and work together every day so they have to end up banging, right? Right. Romantic comedies taught me everything.

What I love about this Super Bowl spot is that it's honest. The only thing we want to see are boobs. Boobs. And Kat Dennings and the rest of the 2 Broke Girls gave us that without hesitation or explanation. This has made me a believer. I am now the show's biggest fan.