The daughter of Sonny and Cher, who is now the son of Sonny and Cher, speaks out about his or possibly her sex change. He or she has told ABC that "gender is between your ears, not between your legs" which begs the question - then why the H did you hack it off? Anyway, the AP has more:

Yes, life is short and precious and we should all be who we are. That's why I'm a celebrity blogger living with my parents, not changing into a woman. Even though that's the only way I'd ever touch a female, I'm still not about to go through that process. They make you sign legal papers and everything.

According to Forbes, the most overpaid star in Hollywood is Will Ferrell. Most likely because his last 3-4 movies have been about as funny as watching a baby get tortured for information. Reuters confirms that I'm always right:

Let's do a little recap: Will starts out with Old School, Anchorman and Talladega Nights with a bunch of guest appearances in other awesome movies like Wedding Crashers and Zoolander. After that, he added Blades of Glory, Semi Pro, and Land of the Lost to his resume...all absolutely horrific movies. He needs to stick to playing a fat loser who drinks a lot and excels at some kind of stupid job. I think I'll write a script about a Staples employee who sells more paper than anyone else and pitch it to him. I'll let you know how that goes.

Where's Kanye West when you need him? If he's ever going to interrupt something Taylor Swift does again, it should be this latest story. Check it out courtesy of TMZ:

It's a good thing she's on board with this because making millions of dollars per year and winning every country music award ever just doesn't pay the bills. That sports bar should be shut down, effective immediately, and turned into a store for dog hats.

If you like Samsung cell phones and Lauren Conrad, you're probably pretty upset you weren't at this event. Because they were both there. Personally, I'd rather see Megan Fox at an iPhone launch party, but we have to take what we can get. There is a recession going on after all. Or is that over? I don't know, I don't get cable here in the basement and there's no way I'm visiting a real news site.

Here's Leighton Meester looking like something out of a Rob Zombie horror/clown movie. I was hoping and even doing a little bit of praying that she only looked like this for a movie role, but it turns out she was at the American Eagle Outfitters flagship store preview party. I'm thinking they wouldn't have invited her if they knew she'd show up looking like Krusty's creepy younger sister.

Miley Cyrus spoke out about Twilight, and yes, that IS newsworthy. I woke up this morning wondering exactly what Miley thinks about that movie, and now I have my answer. OK! Mag reports:

So to recap...if it has to do with Edward, Jacob, vampires, wolves, screens, TV at night, shirts, or anything else, Miley Cyrus doesn't like it. No word on what she does like, but I'm on the edge of my seat waiting to find out. Wow, today sucks for celebrity news.

According to the AP, People magazine has named Johnny Depp the sexiest man alive mostly because, well, he is.

It must be rough being eternally sexy. I'm not sure what I'd do if everywhere I went, females wanted to sleep with me. That would be horrible. Just the thought of it makes me a little nauseous, where's my tums?