Kate Beckinsale at a Screening of Everybody's Fine

Kate Beckinsale is in a new movie with Robert Dinero appropriately titled "Everybody's Fine" because Kate is really fine. And Dinero isn't so bad either for being like 78 and a guy. I would consider spending a weekend in Vermont with him. But anyway, check out these pictures of Kate and pretend she doesn't smell like cigarettes because she probably does.

11.05.09 at 02:38 PM

Yay, Another Lawsuit!

Celebrity lawsuits are about as common as me waking up at 2pm and doing nothing for the rest of the day, so it should come as no surprise that the band No Doubt is suing Activision. Here's why according to AP:

The lawsuit claims a feature allows players to have lead singer Gwen Stefani perform suggestive lyrics from the Rolling Stones' hit "Honky Tonk Women." The suit also notes a virtual version of bassist Tony Kanal can be made to sing his band's hit "Just a Girl," but with Stefani's voice.

The company, which is based in Santa Monica, Calif., said in a statement that it engaged in extensive negotiations with No Doubt's management and have a valid written agreement for their participation in "Band Hero."

Well, this did accomplish one thing. Now I have to go buy the game and see Gwen performing suggestive lyrics. That sounds awesome. Off to the store with mom's credit card I go. Yeah, I'm 27. Don't be jealous.

11.05.09 at 02:32 PM

Islamic Conservatives Don't Really Like Beyonce

Someone pull Kanye West out of whichever crackhouse he fell asleep in last night and let him know Beyonce is getting dissed again. She's set to perform in Egypt, but certain groups aren't too happy about that according to AP:

As Egypt gears for pop diva Beyonce Knowles' first performance in North Africa, Islamic conservatives are branding her show an "insolent sex party" that threatens the Muslim nation's "social peace and stability."

On giant posters plastered across the Egyptian capital advertising the Friday evening concert, Beyonce sports a revealing, flame-covered outfit and grips a set of motorcycle handlebars extending from her hips � a sharp contrast to Cairo streets, where most women wear the traditional Muslim headscarves.

As much as I think Egypt needs to get with the times where women are objects of sex, not slavery, I do think it'd be weird if one of their pop stars was going to perform here and we had to look at huge posters of her dressed like a ninja. I kinda like the Muslim women who cover everything because, let's face it, most people are ugly. If they're covered, it leaves it all to the imagination.

11.05.09 at 02:19 PM

Rihanna is Typical

Rihanna has revealed to Good Morning America that getting beat up by Chris Brown just wasn't enough and that she initially went back to him afterward.

This morning on "Good Morning America" an emotional Rihanna told Diane Sawyer she didn't want to be responsible for "some young girl getting killed" for following in her footsteps.

Rihanna added "Don't react off of love. Eff love."

Just because Rihanna is rich and can sing doesn't make her any less white trash than the next girl. Well, her being black might make her a little less, but not much. Girls will always go back to the abusive guys because as long as they're abusive, there's something to work with. That's why I like my Dad so much. He kicks me in the face and I just love it!

11.05.09 at 02:14 PM

This Is Getting Old

Okay look, I don't care if you're gay and I kinda like lesbians, but they need to stop being so sensitive. If I hear about one more celebrity getting attacked over "anti-gay" remarks, I'm going to go to San Francisco dressed as a hot dog and run through the city. Anyway, TMZ has the latest one:

GLAAD isn't buyin' Chris Jericho's apology for using anti-gay and racist slurs at a recent event -- in fact, the gay rights group is going after the wrestler for being "insincere and worn."

Jarrett Barrios -- president of the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation -- tells TMZ:

There is no time, context or occasion in which it is acceptable to utter racist and anti-gay slurs. Jericho's hollow apology 'if (he) offended anyone' is a template used by many and is insincere and worn."

You know what else is worn? Nevermind, I won't go there. Anyway, this is what Jericho said:

the host jokingly takes Jericho's drink to sniff it for booze, when Chris chimes back, "it's apple juice ... fag.

I wish my job was to find people who say the word "fag" and demand apologies out of them. No wonder the economy sucks so bad. This guy should be designing clothes or working at the Blue Oyster, not harassing Chris Jericho for making an off-hand, meaningless remark. Oh well.

11.05.09 at 02:10 PM

Um Ew

Here's Britney Spears looking a lot like something a monster that lives in the sewers coughed up after a nasty lunch. I don't mean to be superficial, but damn, that's one ugly girl. Ten years ago, I spent a considerable amount of time alone in my room thinking about her, but now that I'm down in the basemen and she looks like that, it's just not the same.

11.05.09 at 02:02 PM

Hayden Panettiere Might Not be a Midget

Either Hayden Panettiere grew a few inches in the last month or Elle Magazine has the best photoshop expert in the world. Because she went from an all-out little person to an average height model. I really need to get hold of the guy who did this and ask him to airbrush me a 6-pack and some pecks. The ladies won't be able to resist me as long as they're okay with letting my magazine picture take them out for dinner while I sit here and watch The Biggest Loser.