Annalynne Mccord

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Just wanted to say that I will refuse any proposals to ever go on a date with Annalynne McCord. That\'s all. ... [Full Story]

Look at this Homeless Guy with a Rose

No wait, that\'s Annalynne McCord from 90210 looking like she just fell out of the back of a moving truck. I don\'t know what the hell is going on with her face, but the makers of whatever product she\'s using should be sued immediately. Gah. ... [Full Story]

Annalynne McCord is in February\'s GQ Magazine

I just found out today that Annalynne McCord is in 90210. I also just found out today 90210 is apparently still on the air. The only place I know her from is the opening scene of The Transporter 2. Judging from that, she\'s a bad actress and kinda stupid, so hopefully she\'s improved over the years. Her looks have anyway, as you can see below. ... [Full Story]

Annalynne McCord has Never Heard of McDonald\'s

Don\'t be fooled by the cheeseburger in some of these pictures. There\'s no fathomable way Annalynne McCord\'s bony little body could handle one of those without going into some kind of shock. So it\'s obviously one of those fake cheeseburgers I\'ve heard so much about. She can probably stop losing weight now though. She\'s way past what any sane guy would find attractive. Maybe that\'s what ... [Full Story]

Why Do All Famous Girls Do This?

You have to be smart, clever, and probably give good head to be famous. So why do all of the girls who have achieved that status, like Annalynne McCord here, put objects up to their chest and pretend they\'re boobs? It\'s the least funny, most retarded thing ever. It\'s a lot like this site in fact, and judging from the 9 visitors a year I get, it\'s not a good sign for these tit-faking celebs ... [Full Story]

Annalynne McCord Caught with a Pussy in her Hand

No matter what joke I would\'ve tried to make about the cat, it would\'ve turned out lame, so I just thought I\'d get it over with. More importantly, I had to go over to IMDB just to figure out why the hell Annalynne McCord is famous, and now my hand hurts from all that Web navigating. Turns out she\'s in 90210 which explains why I\'ve only ever seen her in a two minute part in The Transporter 2 ... [Full Story]

Annalynne McCord Makes Me Think Bad Things

Since I don\'t watch NipTuck, the only place I recognized this girl from was The Transporter 2. Jason Statham was all like \"go do your homework\" and she\'s like, \"ok ahhhh\" and runs away. It was stupid. Anyway, she does things other than that too, such as eating a gigantic penis sandwich like in the picture above. It should be an easy one for you to photoshop for your personal collection, so ... [Full Story]