Audrina Patridge

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Audrina Patridge.

Audrina Patridge is a Cute Hooker

Usually when I see Audrina Patridge, or anyone from The Hills for that matter, I get a sudden urge to strangle a cat with its own ball of yarn, but for some reason these images of Audrina Patridge in sunglasses and hooker boots give me a warm feeling. Mostly in my pants, but I\'ll take any warm feeling I can get. It\'s cold in this basement. ... [Full Story]

Audrina Patridge has a New Car and an Accurate Shirt

I\'ve never claimed to be an expert on cars, but I want to say that\'s an orange Dodge Challenger. I know I have the orange part right at least, which is more than you readers who are color blind can say. Hey, what color is a bus? Is it green? HAHA, you don\'t know. Anyway, this is Audrina Patridge leaving the Bardot Bar in Los Angeles. It sounds like a real nice place. I won\'t check it out. ... [Full Story]

Audrina Patridge Shows Off her Legs

When I saw these pictures of Audrina Patridge, I got immediately aroused. Obviously not because of Audrina and her no-job, no-talent lazy ass, but because of that Audi R8 she\'s f\'ing up the paint job on. That thing is hotter than adultery. Some day I\'ll own one. Ok, some day I\'ll see one in person. Audrina\'s included in some of these images if you care. Whatever. ... [Full Story]

Audrina Patridge is Growing

There\'s absolutely nothing to like about Audrina Patridge except the big things on her chest. Fortunately, they keep getting bigger too. Either she got some new implants for Veteran\'s Day or that\'s a new push-up bra. On another note, what exactly does Audrina do? I was thinking maybe she\'s a paralegal, but nah. ... [Full Story]

Look, It\'s Audrina Patridge in a Bikini Again

Whoever invented that swimsuit should be congratulated and than hanged in the public square. Reason being that it makes Audrina Patridge\'s tits look lovely, but makes her hips look like my cousin Sam\'s. He\'s 12 and a boy. Then you can throw in Audrina\'s sister\'s tattoos to make these images even more unsettling. I wouldn\'t have sex with her because I\'d be afraid of going into an ... [Full Story]

Audrina Patridge and her Breasts in a Gold Bikini

Audrina Patridge is hot. She\'s real hot. But, why does her cleavage always look like an inverted penis? It\'s like years of being a whore has created a perfect penile canal that you can\'t miss. It\'s kinda weird, and I won\'t date her because of it. Plenty of images of the Strait of Audrina below. ... [Full Story]

Audrina Patridge Looking Way Better Than My Mom

I don\'t know how girls like Audrina go in public without getting raped. There are a lot of creepy people out there. I think something like 42% of men who wear shirts with pockets are rapists. Some images of the Hills star in a bikini, having fun, and not getting raped. ... [Full Story]

Brand New Audrina Patridge Bikini Photos!

Audrina Patridge, star of MTV's hit "reality" show The Hills is getting hotter and hotter every time I see her! There's nothing quite like a tight-bodied hottie like Audrina walking around in a sexy little bikini being all hot and wet! Ahh, it's a beautiful sight and there's really nothing quite like these hot, brand new Audrina Patridge bikini pictures. So, please, take a moment and enjoy what ... [Full Story]

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures

You have to see these bikini pictures of MTV's The Hills star Audrina Patridge! This chick was always hot, but it seems like lately she's been getting hotter and hotter and I love every second of it. Audrina's got the perfect bikini body and she proves that with these brand new bikini photos. So, please, take a moment and enjoy Audrina being hot (and wet) in a bikini! Trust me, you won't regret ... [Full Story]

Audrina Patridge Needs a Bigger Dress (Or Not)!

Many intelligent people will tell you that “The Hills” is a reprehensible show. If you so much as mention the show, you could get responses ranging from “I refuse to watch it” to “It’s stupid” to “It’s an abomination that is slowly decaying the moral fabric of America and turning young girls into idiotic, promiscuous women.” Even people who enjoy the show will agree you that it’s not the most ... [Full Story]

Audrina Patridge To Go Topless in Her New Movie!

New reports are now claiming that Audrina Patridge of MTV's The Hills may have a topless scene in her upcoming movie Into The Blue 2! The National Ledger reports: Audrina will keep the buzz of her cleavage going this summer with more nude pictures from the set of a film she is working on. According to a report from Star magazine, Audrina will be taking it all off again in the film. The ... [Full Story]

Audrina Patridge Is Hot, Might Be Taken Though

MTV's The Hills star Audrina Patridge and her on-again, off-again boyfriend, Justin Bobby (pictured above), might be "on-again." Us Magazine says: Audrina Patridge isn't done with on-again, off-again beau Justin Bobby. The Hills star laughed when asked by Usmagazine.com if the pair are back on. "I don't know," she added. "If things get hard I always go back to Justin." See, what ... [Full Story]