Blake Lively

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Blake Lively.

Blake Lively Sucks Face

Blake Lively, being the stupidly hot person that she is, has been busy lately attaching herself like a barnacle to the face of that awful man from \"Gossip Girl.\" I mean, he could be a nice guy that saves puppies from burning alive in a volcano, but that doesn\'t make me forgive him for having the chance to put his tongue in Blake\'s mouth. Something I\'ll never, ever get to do. :( ... [Full Story]

Blake Lively - Dust Your Shoulders Off

It\'s no surprise that Blake Lively is straight up pimp. I know it. You know it. That\'s why she was a calm, cool, cucumber at the premiere of her most recent movie, \"The Town at Fenway Park.\" It\'s about time that she made more movies and spent less time on the most retarded show on television. ... [Full Story]

Blake Lively Melts My Heart

Oh Blake Lively. I can easily forgive you for being on the worst possible show on television (next to \"The Jersey Shore\" of course). To me, \"Gossip Girl\" is 110% pointless. Why would I want to watch a show about people 50x prettier than me and 30x more moody? And I\'m moody. My mom even makes me take her PMS meds. Blake - thank God you\'re a hot chick with a guy\'s name. ... [Full Story]

Blake Lively Inspires Me To...

Jeez, Blake Lively. Can you go ONE day without being a total prostitute? These pictures are \"supposedly\" of her filming \"Gossip Girl\" in NYC... but I know better. And I\'m ashamed of you Blake Lively. Have you ever thought of your children? Or your children\'s children? ... for SHAME. ... [Full Story]

Blake Lively Understands Fashion

While on set for Gossip Girl, Blake Lively displayed her fashion expertise. For example: gaudy sequenced tops that formerly only transvestite hookers would wear are totally in this year. Along with wedgies. Really, really bad wedgies. Fashion comes at a price. The price for Blake Lively is cutting off the circulation to her crotch. I admire your bravery, Blake. ... [Full Story]

Blake Lively is Hiding

I\'m not sure what this sad, strange girl did with Blake Lively, but I don\'t like it. Maybe the real Blake is hiding underneath that entirely too big leather poncho, waiting to burst out. Like a sexy Blake-on-Blake birthday cake. Sigh - I know this is no imposter, but I\'m not sure what she is so depressed about. She is looking gorgeous, her legs go up to the ceiling, and is on Gossip ... [Full Story]

Hey Up There

Here\'s Blake Lively up on a balcony, being photographed by some crafty photographer who cannot be stopped by mere angles, distances, and altitudes. There really should be an awards ceremony for the best paparazzi photographers. Celebrities can attend and interview them, and everyone can enjoy being different for a day. And if you think that\'s a good idea, you should hear some of my others. Two ... [Full Story]

Well This Isn\'t Cool

Here\'s Blake Lively on the set of Gossip Girl, wearing way too much clothing. I\'m not advocating that Gossip Girl should move to HBO and force Blake to wear nothing at all in every episode, but looking like a boy with long, awesome legs just isn\'t going to cut it. I\'m not happy about this, so I think I\'ll continue to never watch Gossip Girl. ... [Full Story]

Blake Lively is a Little Bit Weird

Either this \"Gossip Girl\" show is really strange or Blake Lively is. Here she is pinching some hobbit girl\'s nose, hanging out with a homeless man, and trying to make out with a guy who\'s 6 feet past her. I don\'t understand any of it, so I\'m going back to sleep. Goodnight. ... [Full Story]

Blake Lively was a Pilot

Blake Lively, star of Gossip Girl and owner of the legs that keep on giving, dressed up as an airline pilot with a head way too big for its body this past weekend. She was at the Svedka Vodka event where I\'m guessing people drank a lot and died young of liver disease. ... [Full Story]

Blake Lively at the 2009 Angel Ball

If I had any idea what the 2009 Angel Ball was, I\'d tell you all about it right now, but instead, I\'m just going to comment on how attractive Blake Lively is. She sure is attractive. That\'s pretty much it; check out the pictures below. ... [Full Story]

Blake Lively at the Where the Wild Things Are Premiere

Blake Lively, star of Gossip Girl as everyone who reads this blog knows because I talk about her at least 4 times a week, was at the Where the Wild Things Are premiere yesterday. There isn\'t a whole lot more to say about that, so just check out the pictures below and pretend you were there with her just off to the left out of camera view. That\'s what I\'m doing. ... [Full Story]