Britney Spears

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Britney Spears.

Britney Spears and Her Trough of Ice Cream

No matter how disgusting this is, you have to admit that you\'re glad she isn\'t eating her son, whichever one that is. My sources tell me that it\'s Sean with poop on his nose, but those little tardles are so hard to tell apart. They both look like K-Fed (I\'m sorry!). And for her next performance... Britney will reveal her hit, Anal Leakage Extravaganza! ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears... Looking Relatively Sane

When Britney Spears starts looking like a normal civilian, and not some drug/caffeine/lunacy crazed person wandering the streets, I start taking it for granted. I forget about her greasy hair, the crazy chest, and the fact that she never has her kids with her and probably forgot them at Disneyworld 3 summers ago. So know this - don\'t be alarmed by her apparent attempt at sanity. There is still a ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears & Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

In an attempt to do the opposite of keep her body in shape, Britney Spears guzzled down a chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream cone (which, in fairness to Brit, I\'d probably always choose the cone over her it\'s so tasty). ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears Calls Lawsuit BS

Britney Spears says that the lawsuit filed by her former bodyguard is complete BS. He claimed that she sexually harassed him and abused her kids. The following statement was posted by Britney on her website: \"This lawsuit is another unfortunate situation where someone is trying to take advantage of the Spears family and make a name for himself.\" Britney adds, \"The Department of ... [Full Story]

Britney Loves Bikinis. And Frosty Treats.

Here you can see Britney Spears indulging in two of her favorite things: wearing a bikini and guzzling a frappuccino-like drink. It\'s understandable that the island she is on might not carry Starbucks drinks, but she can\'t go without any caramely, whipped creamed goodness. She had better watch it though, or else I won\'t be as fond of thinking about stalking her just to touch her bum. ... [Full Story]

I Want to Be Attracted to This

Technically, I should be attracted to this scenario: blonde, boobs, and short shorts. But my mind then remembers this - holy crap it\'s Britney Spears! It might be considered a law against nature for any man to be legitimately attracted to her, because of her big batches of crazy. It\'s tough, though. A week off Starbucks, a good makeover, and a shower... and BAM! You have hot (or at least ... [Full Story]

Also - Remember That Britney Spears is Hot?

Hole. Ee. Poop. This photographer is a magician. Flat out. No kidding. Because I haven\'t been THIS attracted to Britney Spears since she was begging me to hit her just one more time. And if she would have let me, I would have pounded the crap out of her. ... if you know what I mean. ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears Does it Again

In case you were considering that perhaps Britney Spears was normalizing and returning to her semi-hot self.. think again. The greasy, Starbucks-gobbling monster is back. And thank God. I don\'t think my psyche could have handled me being attracted to Britney Spears. In a recent run to Starbucks, her butt gave its usual performance of eating her own clothes. So as her shorts were devoured ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears Investigated for Child Abuse

It was only a matter of time before someone realized that Britney Spears and her rampantly exposed nipples were not fit to rear children. According to the British tabloid, The Sun: Social workers will quiz her over claims she beat one with a belt and gave both food they were allergic to - making them violently ill. Investigators were approached by the singer\'s former bodyguard ... [Full Story]

Trashy Is As Trashy Does

It\'s good to know some things don\'t change. Maybe the US is okay at soccer now... and maybe we have a black President... but Britney Spears will always be one huge bag of trashy. Sourpuss Spears was looking exceptionally horrible when she was out to lunch; she was apparently seething disappointment because she wasn\'t double-fisting Starbucks frappuccinos and a pack of Lucky ... [Full Story]

Britney Has a Sad

If I was as washed up as you, I\'d be sad, too B-Spears. Although, it\'s entirely possible that maybe you\'re too drugged up to show real human emotion and you\'re stroking out. Or maybe you\'re just disappointed that your father made you put on a bra before you took your kids out to a theme park for a day of neglecting them. Whatever the reason is, I know how to fix it. What you need to do ... [Full Story]

Someone Found the $5 Footlong

If you didn\'t think it was possible for Britney to look even more white trash... well you were wrong. I don\'t know if it\'s the bright bra peeking out from her unwashed her, the massive gulps she is taking of her pop or the Subway footlong she is toting around... but something here is definitely making her look NOT her best. But then again, I also know what kind of a washed-up train wreck she ... [Full Story]