Charlize Theron

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Charlize Theron Is Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive

Charlize Theron looks pretty good. I don't think she's "The Sexiest Woman Alive," but Esquire does. Esquire magazine has named Charlize Theron as "The Sexiest Woman Alive" and used this photoshoot to prove it. I mean, she does look great in this shoot... but I would say it's a bit of false advertising because I've seen her in a bikini in Belize and it was just O.K. Ha... Charlize in Belize ... [Full Story]

Charlize Theron Lifts an 18-Wheeler Truck Over Her Head!

Charlize Theron usually looks really HOT on the set of her new in-production movie Hancock, but with this whole holding an 18-Wheeler over her head thing... she's hot and bad-ass!!! God I love a woman with superhuman strength. It turns me on... as if that black outfit and those slut boots weren't already enough! ... [Full Story]

Charlize Theron Cleans Up Well

Charlize arrived at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association (HFPA) luncheon yesterday looking like one tall, delicious lime-flavored popsicle. She leaves me with only one word in mind: DE-LEE-SHAWWWWWS! (a slightly foreign, sexually aroused pronunciation of the word "delicious"). It's good to see her as the hot bittie tramp I always thought she was. Ahh, what a relief, after what I saw ... [Full Story]

Charlize Has Tramp Boots up to Her Knees!

Charlize Theron has gone from hot to hotter and now finally to hottest in less than a week's time. The above picture shows a hotter-than-ever Charlize Theron alongside an mysterious un-named Asian midget-woman. I'm kidding, I'm kidding!.. I'm sure she's a sweet gal. Just short, is all. Anyway, these pics of Charlize wearing what looks like a Batman suit modified for high-grade ... [Full Story]

Charlize In Belize: A Bikini Sighting

Happy Birthday to you, Charlize Theron. On August 7th, 1975, the world was graced with your presence, and thus, your beauty. Now, with you being 32 today, I believe that you are now officially a cougar. One of those rare, South African, cougars. Any other day, that would be enough for me... but I do feel a little irked by what these Belizean bikini shots reveal. I mean, it's not that ... [Full Story]