Eva Mendes

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Eva Mendes Does a Hot 2008 Calendar Photoshoot

You have to see these bizarre Eva Mendes pictures. Eva recently did a photoshoot for the 2008 calendar for Campari, a type of bitter Italian liqueur. In the shoot, they portray some odd scenes with somewhat of an angelic, biblical feel, almost resembling that of the paintings of Michelangelo. Now, before I continue rambling on like some kind of museum curator, I will stop speaking about the form ... [Full Story]

Eva Mendes in Maxim Magazine

Eva Mendes is going to be in the November 2007 issue of Maxim Magazine wearing some very sexy lingerie and showing plenty of skin. We will post better quality pictures as they become available. ... [Full Story]

Is That an Eva Mendes and Petra Nemcova Sandwich?

You know, I don't really mind Bruce Willis, but I've never particularly ever wanted to be him. The whole "Yippie-ki-yay Martha Fowker" just annoys me, and he really lost a lot of respect from me in the late eighties. What!? I was a very serious and opinionated 5-year-old when that movie came out. But once I saw Bruce at the Heart of Gold Ball yesterday being sandwiched by Eva Mendes and ... [Full Story]

Eva Mendes Likes To Blow Me Kisses

I never told you guys this... but Eva Mendes is secretly in love with me. Each week I receive boxes and boxes of love letters from Eva, and with each letter a little piece of my heart dies because I just can't love her back. As much as I want to be able to return that same love that Eva has for me... but I just keep telling her... she's just not good-looking enough. I try to tell her that ... [Full Story]