Gisele Bundchen

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Gisele Bundchen.

Gisele Bundchen Walks Down the Street

I don\'t think anybody casually walks down the street as sexy as Gisele Bundchen, so this must be a photoshoot. I mean, where would she even keep her keys? No way would they squeeze into the pocket of those skintight pants. Also, surely Tom Brady would be gimping around behind her somewhere, sucking on a popcicle and reciting the alphabet. He got knocked retarded in the first game of the NFL ... [Full Story]

Gisele Bundchen\'s Booty Is Gorgeous in V Magazine!

As if winning a bunch of Super Bowls wasn\'t awesome enough, Tom Brady had to go and get the hottest girl too - Gisele Bundchen. I am slightly jealous that he gets to pound that ass from behind every night, but then again, I\'d be the first one to whack off to the video of it. So whatever. ... [Full Story]

Tom Brady to Build a 90 Bazillion Dollar House

Gisele Bundchen has it made being the girlfriend of Tom Brady who is not only attractive, but ridiculously rich. Of course that describes Gisele, too, so whatever. TMZ states: Sources close to the supermodel and her \"Errand Boy\" tell us Tom just closed a deal to buy a plot of dirt in Brentwood -- on Arnold Schwarzenegger\'s street -- for more than $11 million. TMZ is in possession of ... [Full Story]

Gisele Bundchen Topless and Bottomless Pictures!

Gisele Bundchen is looking very sexy in these topless and bottomless pictures! GQ Magazine has done it right this time with some of the hottest and sexiest photos of Gisele you can find! I love everything about Gisele and it's always a treat when someone as hot as her basically takes it all off! These Gisele topless and bottomless pictures are just so unbelievably hot that they inspired me to ... [Full Story]

Did Gisele Bundchen Leave Tom Brady for Sly Stallone!?

Is Gisele Bundchen cheating on Tom Brady with Sylvester Stallone!? Some people say that they have reason to believe just that! Page Six says: SPIES on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills were a little confused one recent morning when they saw Gisele Bundchen sitting in a car with Sylvester Stallone. "Tom Brady was nowhere around and there were no paparazzi. It was an odd couple," said a source." ... [Full Story]

Gisele Bundchen Is Perfect in This Photoshoot!

You have to see these Gisele nude pictures! You can see her nice little boobs and her perfect little behind! The only thing better than this would be fully nude Shannon Elizabeth pictures! Yea, I don't know, I know Gisele's beautiful, but there's just something about Shannon that I have always loved since the moment I saw her. She's my favorite. But, I have to admit, Gisele looks absolutely ... [Full Story]

Guess That Nice Little Supermodel Booty!

Can you guess that celebrity booty? It's nice, tight, denim-clad, and slightly thonged... a beautiful combination! Not to mention, this particular baby carrot is one of the world's most beautiful supermodels! Can you guess which one based solely on the booty evidence alone? If not, here are a few hints. She's tall, blonde, thin, and aside from being a supermodel herself, her boyfriend is has had ... [Full Story]

I'll Have a "Gisele Bundchen" on the Rocks. Thank you.

For all of you who will never get to meet Gisele Bundchen in real life, you can now order her as a drink, if it's any consolation! Restaurant owner Greg Brier has created a tropical cocktail called the Gisele Bundchen! The New York Post's Page Six says: WILL the celebs really flock to Eighth Avenue? Greg Brier, the man behind the restaurants Amalia and Aspen, sure hopes so. Brier is opening ... [Full Story]

Gisele Bundchen's Thonged Booty Is Perfection on Earth

Okay, I'm sure most of you already knew that supermodel Gisele Bundchen was perfection on earth... but that may or may not be before some of you saw her thonged booty. I mean, this thing is perfect. And those photographers, they're crafty little fellows. Not only is this one of the greatest backsides in the entire world, but the way that it's peaking out at us from behind those assless denim ... [Full Story]

Kids, Learn to Play Football... Seriously.

This post is a brief piece of advice for all of the young guys out there: learn how to play football. Sure, most of you will try... some of you will be all right at it... most of you will suck. But, it pays to be a good quarterback. I mean, take Tom Brady, for instance. He's the best quarterback in the world right now. So, what does that mean? Well, it means that he gets to do it with nothing ... [Full Story]

Gisele Bundchen in a Bikini Is Perfection

These Gisele Bundchen bikini pictures are unexplainably hot. But, being the loquacious fellow that I often tend to be, I'll give it a shot. You see, every once in a while, when God's up there playing with his balls of clay, molding this fine earth that we trek upon as honest, humble, and extremely good-looking (in my case, anyway), featherless bi-peds... something special occurs. There is a ... [Full Story]

Gisele Bundchen Is Flawless in a Bikini

So, we've seen Gisele Bundchen grabbing her own breasts and we have also seen her doing a strange rain dance in the October 2007 issue of the French version of Vogue Magazine, and now we get to see her in a bikini in the Italian version of GQ magazine. Proof once again that Gisele Bundchen is a flawless supermodel... scratch that... flawless human. You know how no matter how good someone is ... [Full Story]