Heidi Montag

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Heidi Montag.

Okay, Someone Stop These Two

I can deal with a girl like Heidi Montag shopping around Los Angeles, acting like an idiot, but not whenever Spencer Pratt\'s douchebaggery is accompanying her, too. Here they are in a furniture store, thinking it would be hilarious to lay on the bed and dirty it up with their dirtiness. We can only hope that their break-up is one of Obama\'s top priorities. ... [Full Story]

Give It Up Already

Two posts in a row showing blonde famous girls trying to do something they just can\'t do. First Brooke trying to pole dance and now Heidi trying (again) to sing. These two need to face the fact that the only way they\'re gonna make any money is showing their boobs. Well, Brooke could beat up homeless people and sell their paper sacks as novelty items on Ebay. But Heidi, she should give up ... [Full Story]

Heidi Montag Still Hasn\'t Gone Away

If you\'re wondering how Heidi Montag is managing to stay relatively famous, the picture above might be a good indicator. But anyway, this past weekend, Heidi hosted a Valentine\'s Day party at a nightclub called Pure. Since I can look past her sleaziness and lies and manipulation and horrific boyfriend and pretty much everything else about her to see her for the boobs that she has, I wish I ... [Full Story]

Okay, Enough Already

After going out by herself recently, prompting me to post about said event, Heidi Montag just stepped up her retardation with some new images. She seems to be getting some kind of MMA or Karate or Tae Kwon Do training. I don\'t know anything about martial arts or anything physical really, so it might not be any of those. Either way, she has to stop. And there\'s no way you can flip that big ... [Full Story]

Heidi Montag is Much Better Alone

For the first time in about 3 years, Heidi Montag was by herself. That is, Spencer Pratt wasn\'t in the shots or 3 feet outside of the shot stealing from a crippled, homeless man. Granted, she still managed to pose for the paparazzi when other famous women are wrapping duct tape around their faces to hide, but that\'s okay. Fake boobs and a small fortune make everything okay. ... [Full Story]

Heidi and Spencer Pretend to Care

Here\'s Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt at a Los Angeles Mission, giving food to people who would otherwise be ruffling through your garbage cans. Obviously, it\'s just for the publicity. If it meant being the spokesperson for an anti-AIDS organization, these two would fly to Africa and have sex with everyone there til they were infected. And I\'m not being racist toward Africas, they could also ... [Full Story]

A Spencer-less Heidi Montag is Much Better

It\'s nice to see my theory that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are siamese twins wasn\'t true afterall. I don\'t think I\'ve seen either of them apart from the other in all of 2008. More than likely, he\'s 10 inches outside of camerashot in these photos, but oh well. There\'s always the chance of him developing an illness at a young age that will force him out of the spotlight. Like maybe he\'ll ... [Full Story]

These Two Idiots Still Aren\'t Legally Married

The back and forthness of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt getting married or not getting married is becoming almost as boring as watching Jeopardy with my Grandma. She hasn\'t gotten a single right answer in 25 years, yet she guesses every damn time. Anyway, now according to US, they officially are not married: On the Hills after-show, Pratt and Montag appeared live in studio for the first ... [Full Story]

Heidi and Spencer Claim They Really are Married

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt want us to believe they really did get married. The problem is, whether they did or not, no one really cares that much. But for the 4 of you who do, TMZ reports: The legality of the Speidi nuptials are being questioned because a judge that supposedly married them at L.A. Superior Court doesn\'t actually sit on the bench there and civil marriages aren\'t done in ... [Full Story]

Heidi Montag Apparently Only Owns Bikinis

It seems the rumor that Heidi Montag sold all of her clothes in Mexico for a backrub and a burrito is true. Or maybe not since I just made it up. But it could be true because I haven\'t seen Heidi in normal clothing for a while. She\'s always around Spencer and always in a bikini. One of those things, I don\'t mind. And the other is her always hanging around Spencer. It\'s good to be direct in ... [Full Story]

Heidi Montag is Way Too Good for this Loser

If Heidi Montag doesn\'t kick Spencer Pratt to the curb within the next 6 months, I\'m taking drastic measures. Seriously. I\'ll continue to never watch The Hills and I\'ll stop including her in my four-way fantasies with Scarlett Johansson and Vin Diesel. I hope she\'s reading this. These pictures were taken during the Montag-Pratt fake eloping that went down in Mexico a couple of weeks ago ... [Full Story]

Heidi Montag\'s Mom Thinks Spencer Drugged Her

In the latest Us article, Heidi Montag\'s mom talks about Spencer Pratt, who supposedly eloped in Mexico with Heidi a couple of weeks ago, but then it turned out to be fake which everyone expected anyway: \"He\'s manipulative and seems to have power over Heidi,\" Darlene Egelhoff, 46, told Us in an exclusive interview from her home in Crested Butte, Colorado the day after Montag, 22, blew ... [Full Story]