Hilary Duff

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Hilary Duff.

Hilary Duff Continues to Shape Up

The power I have over celebrities is truly amazing. If you recall, a couple of weeks ago I said Hilary Duff was bordering on chunky and then a week later, she went on some crazy cruton diet and started looking fantastic again. Well, she\'s stepped it up yet again because she looks freakin\' ridiculous on the set of Gossip Girl in these pictures. Granted, it\'s still not enough for me to watch ... [Full Story]

Yeah Right

Well, it\'s official. Hilary Duff and her people read this blog and hang on my every word just as I suspected. As mentioned yesterday, a couple of weeks ago, I commented on how Hilary was getting just a little, tiny bit heavy. Then yesterday, a new batch of candids came out proving she\'s clearly been on the AIDS diet. And now these pictures for DKNY Jeans come out and her people have obviously ... [Full Story]

Hilary Duff Listens Well

As most of you know, most celebrities cling to my every word and do pretty much anything I say. So whenever I rip on one of them, they quickly correct their mistakes. A week or two ago, I gave Hilary Duff a tongue lashing for looking a little bit fat in the arms, and I\'m happy to say she has lost it already. I\'m guessing either liposuction or some kind of new and improved cruton diet. Either ... [Full Story]

Hilary Duff Shops at Bed, Bath and Beyond

It\'s been several weeks since I\'ve posted candids of Hilary Duff mostly because she\'s looked extraordinarily pale and chunky lately, but it\'s time I start accepting the flaws of celebrities everywhere and love them for who they are and the entertainment they provide for us. Haha, just kidding. Check out fatty below and have a great weekend. disclaimer: Hilary Duff is not fat. She\'s better ... [Full Story]

Hilary Duff Swims in her Sunglasses

Note to all celebrities: wearing sunglasses anywhere and everywhere does not hide your identity. In fact, it screams \"hey, I\'m a celebrity!\" If I go in a public restroom and see someone taking a leak while wearing a big pair of sunglasses, I know he must be Tom Cruise or Bill Cosby because no one does that. It\'s the same thing for Hilary Duff getting blasted by waves while wearing sunglasses ... [Full Story]

Hilary Duff and her Sister Out and About

Here\'s Hilary and Haylie Duff apparently walking around after getting coffee in Sherman Oaks. There\'s really nothing to say about it other than I wish I was there, preferably between them or otherwise intertangled with their bodies. Yeah, that\'s kinda weird. ... [Full Story]

Quick, Someone Steal her PIN

If this photographer was smart, he would\'ve had a pair of binoculars in one hand, stealing Hilary\'s pin number for her bank account. She probably has at least several hundred dollars in her account. Could you imagine? I would buy my own island. ... [Full Story]

Hilary Duff and her Massive Flowers

Either her doucehbag hockey boyfriend is trying to get out of the biggest doghouse ever, or Hilary Duff finally received the first set of flowers I sent to her. Just wait til tomorrow she she gets the rest. I no longer have retirement savings, but look how happy I made her! ... [Full Story]

Hilary Duff Talks on her Fake Purple Phone

Hilary Duff went for a morning stroll and pretended to talk on one of those Fisher Price fake cell phones that you buy for your 3 year old kid if you want her to grow up to be a slut. Anyway, I\'m just glad that hockey boyfriend of hers isn\'t around. Mostly because I\'m jealous of him. ... [Full Story]

I Like Nerds

Hilary Duff was at Barneys New York in Beverly Hills yesterday, looking like one of Screech\'s friends from Saved by the Bell. But I\'m not complaining because she manages to pull it off. It just makes me wanna watch her read a book or explain nuclear physics. Mmmm, hot. ... [Full Story]

Hilary Duff Does the Supermarket

Here\'s Hilary Duff leaving the supermarket with her stupid hockey boyfriend. I see a case of Bud Light, a bunch of bottled waters, and some Coke. My expertise in supermarket analysis tells me they must be thirsty. ... [Full Story]

Don\'t Worry, It\'s Not Real

When I first saw these pictures, I wasn\'t so much shocked that Hilary Duff was pregnant as much as I thought she figured out a way to to skip the first 5 months and go directly to being fat. But never fear, it\'s not a scientific phenomenon. She\'s just playing a pregnant loser in a movie. ... [Full Story]