Hilary Duff

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Hilary Duff.

Hilary Duff and her Sister Out and About

Here\'s Hilary and Haylie Duff apparently walking around after getting coffee in Sherman Oaks. There\'s really nothing to say about it other than I wish I was there, preferably between them or otherwise intertangled with their bodies. Yeah, that\'s kinda weird. ... [Full Story]

Quick, Someone Steal her PIN

If this photographer was smart, he would\'ve had a pair of binoculars in one hand, stealing Hilary\'s pin number for her bank account. She probably has at least several hundred dollars in her account. Could you imagine? I would buy my own island. ... [Full Story]

Hilary Duff and her Massive Flowers

Either her doucehbag hockey boyfriend is trying to get out of the biggest doghouse ever, or Hilary Duff finally received the first set of flowers I sent to her. Just wait til tomorrow she she gets the rest. I no longer have retirement savings, but look how happy I made her! ... [Full Story]

Hilary Duff Talks on her Fake Purple Phone

Hilary Duff went for a morning stroll and pretended to talk on one of those Fisher Price fake cell phones that you buy for your 3 year old kid if you want her to grow up to be a slut. Anyway, I\'m just glad that hockey boyfriend of hers isn\'t around. Mostly because I\'m jealous of him. ... [Full Story]

I Like Nerds

Hilary Duff was at Barneys New York in Beverly Hills yesterday, looking like one of Screech\'s friends from Saved by the Bell. But I\'m not complaining because she manages to pull it off. It just makes me wanna watch her read a book or explain nuclear physics. Mmmm, hot. ... [Full Story]

Hilary Duff Does the Supermarket

Here\'s Hilary Duff leaving the supermarket with her stupid hockey boyfriend. I see a case of Bud Light, a bunch of bottled waters, and some Coke. My expertise in supermarket analysis tells me they must be thirsty. ... [Full Story]

Don\'t Worry, It\'s Not Real

When I first saw these pictures, I wasn\'t so much shocked that Hilary Duff was pregnant as much as I thought she figured out a way to to skip the first 5 months and go directly to being fat. But never fear, it\'s not a scientific phenomenon. She\'s just playing a pregnant loser in a movie. ... [Full Story]

Hilary Duff is a 61 Year Old Librarian

I\'m not entirely sure why Hilary Duff is wearing glasses like those, but she somehow manages to pull it off. If most girls put those on, they\'d be immediately pointed and laughed at ...by me. Because glasses are for losers; I have rainbow colored contacts. ... [Full Story]

Hilary Duff Makes Hump Day a Little Better

Here\'s Hilary Duff on the set of Law and Order recently, and I have to admit I passed up a batch of pictures of Megan Fox leaving the dentist to post these. It takes some incredibly sexy pictures to beat out Megan Fox with a numbed mouth, so check these out. ... [Full Story]

I Might Stand Corrected Again

I\'m in a battle with myself over the last 3 days trying to decide whether Hilary Duff is putting on weight or not. Not the kind of weight where I wouldn\'t still do her anywhere at any time, but I mean according to Hollywood\'s superficial standards. In a couple of these pictures, it looks like her arms ate someone else\'s arms, but the others, she looks amazing. I\'ll maul it over on the ... [Full Story]

I Stand Corrected

Yesterday, I said I thought Hilary Duff should cut back on the late night Taco Bell runs because she\'s getting a little bit chunky, but now today, I take it all back. Granted, she has some goofy looking faces without even trying, but she has proven that the last candid gallery must\'ve been shot with a fisheye lens or just by some cheap idiotic photographer. But it\'s all in the past now. Hilary ... [Full Story]

Hilary Duff is Starting to Worry Me

I love Hilary Duff and everything about her, except her boyfriend, so what I\'m about to say is for her own good. I think she might wanna eat a few less fries for dinner at night. She seems to be teetering way too close to the chunky stage. Of course she looks pretty pale, so it could be some kind of optical illusion like that time David Copperfield made the statue of liberty vanish. Like omg ... [Full Story]