Hilary Duff

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Hilary Duff.

Get Your Hands Off My Duff

I don\'t know what these creepy perverts are thinking - drinking Pabst, having mustaches, and touching my dear, sweet Hilary. She looks like she is laughing, but I know she is crying on the inside. Hilary looked fantastically gorgeous at this Shipley & Halmos event in LA. She reminded me why I began stalking her in the first place. I have really lost my way when it comes to obsessing over ... [Full Story]

Andy Samdberg is One Lucky, Retarded Man

The Black Eyed Peas performed an impromptu, non-advertised concert last night in Times Square to celebrate the launch of the Samsung 3D LED TV. Apparently musicians care just as much about tech product launches as they do Haitian earthquakes and other natural disasters... or it\'s just too easy for them to put on a surprise concert. I did hear once that Jessica Simpson started singing at a In N ... [Full Story]

Hilary Duff Nerds Out

Nerd looks good on Hilary Duff. Those thick-rimmed glasses remind me of my fantasy of Claire Bennett hooking up with HRG in Heroes. ... Oh come on, they\'re not REALLY related. Prudes. Back to something a little less disgusting - Hilary is still looking good, even though she is engaged. Most girls let themselves go when they lock down the beef. Hilary, if she is trying to look ugly, is ... [Full Story]

Guess Who?

In case you don\'t know or care, it\'s Hilary Duff under that umbrella. I really don\'t see any rain, so I think she\'s just using it for style like Mary Poppins or that guy who shot JFK with the projectile umbrella. Or maybe to avoid the paparazzi, whatever. ... [Full Story]

Hilary Duff Leaves the Gym

Hilary Duff was spotted leaving the gym in Los Angeles yesterday, which is good because any famous person who puts on weight quickly becomes unemployed. Well, except Chandler on season 5 of Friends. What was that all about? Anyway, check out these pictures of a sweaty, smelly Hilary Duff. ... [Full Story]

Hilary Duff and her Boots in Public

Here\'s Hilary Duff walking out of some kind of toenail salon with her boots in her hand, wearing a 45 cent pair of flip flops from Wal Mart. I don\'t know where these shots were taken, but it couldn\'t have been California. I see an umbrella. I\'m going to guess New York or Seattle or a rain forest of some kind. ... [Full Story]

Hey, Look at that Crazy Homeless Woman

Actually, it\'s Hilary Duff once again on the set of her new movie - The Business of Falling in Love. Apparently falling in love is achieved by wearing the pattern from the old couch we just threw out last week because that dress is giving me motion sickness. ... [Full Story]

Watch Your Eyes Around Hilary Duff

Here\'s Hilary Duff on the set of her new movie, \"The Business of Falling in Love\" where apparently they thought she needed to be 2-3 cup sizes bigger to get the point across. There\'s no way this is an accurate depiction of her breasts, so there\'s either some serious stuff going on or that bra should be mandatory for every girl on Earth. Someone call Obama, I hear he signs laws and stuff. ... [Full Story]

Hilary Duff is the First Sign of Winter

Unless you\'re in California, Hawaii, or some other freak show area that refuses to get cold, you know that yesterday marked the first day temperature-wise that winter was coming. Well, now Hilary Duff is really driving the point home by bundling up in New York City while heading to the set of Gossip Girl. I\'m not happy about this because believe me when I say it\'s much more fun to make fun of ... [Full Story]

Hilary Duff is a Flapper or Something

I really wish these pictures of Hilary Duff as a 1920s hooker or whatever it is weren\'t on the set of Gossip Girl and were actually showing off her new job. Because I\'d be pulling up in my Model T with 2 dollars in hand, ready for a great night. But unfortunately that\'s a fantasy world I just invented two seconds ago, so ignore it and check these out. ... [Full Story]

Hilary Duff in InStyle Magazine

Even though this is airbrushed to hell and there\'s no possible way Hilary Duff looks this good if you run into her at the supermarket or Auto Zone, I still have to admit she\'s unbelievably hot in these pictures. Because I\'m shallow, kinda slow, and haven\'t touched a real woman since my mom\'s thighs at birth. Oh well, moving on. ... [Full Story]

Hey Nerd

Here\'s Hilary Duff at an airport in Los Angeles, looking a lot like the girls I used to date in high school except when she takes the geeky glasses off, she\'s actually hot. I noticed she also has a dog with her, which is apparently forced to go through security as well in case someone gets the brilliant idea to strap a bomb to Fluffy\'s heart and send him on the plane. Hmmm, I think I have the ... [Full Story]