Holly Madison

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Holly Madison.

Hef Needs to Fix This

I don\'t care if she has to spend a week sleeping in the backyard of the Playboy Mansion, Holly Madison needs to beg Hugh Hefner to take her back. Maybe I\'m superficial, but this is just horrible. All of those nights I spent imagining Holly with me only to get this in return? I\'m contemplating a lawsuit for emotional stress or trauma or a broken penis even. It\'s just terrible what she\'s ... [Full Story]

Holly Madison Poses for L.A. Direct Magazine

When Holly Madison left Hugh Hefner a couple of months ago, I predicted she would quickly fade into nothingness, never to be heard from again. Just goes to show that I\'m a dumbass who knows nothing. She\'s been in more magazines and galleries than anyone lately. I think I\'ll do date an 83 year old man, then break up with him. Instant fame! ... [Full Story]

Holly Madison is Everywhere

If you thought Hugh Hefner might lock Holly Madison up every evening at 7pm when they were dating, you were probably right. Because now that she\'s single, she\'s popping up at every single event. I even saw her at my local Neighborhood Watch meeting with her big boobs and passion for stopping kidnappers. It was exciting, but we didn\'t get anything done. Now kids are being stolen, but they were ... [Full Story]

Bowling for Boobies is the Best Fundraiser Ever

Holly Madison went Bowling for Boobies recently, which was basically a fundraiser to fight breast cancer. I can\'t figure out why this wasn\'t national news because every guy with a penis would\'ve been there, donating every dime he could find in the couch cushions just to see a glimpse of Holly Madison\'s jugs bouncing around as she gets gutter after gutter. What I\'d like to see is a Bowling ... [Full Story]

That\'s a Nice Red Dress

I guess I was wrong when I thought Holly Madison would vanish into the vaccuum of sluts who were once famous by association. Then again, it\'s only been a week or two since she and Hugh Hefner broke up. Those tits will be around for another month or so before she gets hooked up with the wrong crowd and starts spray painting street signs. But til then, I\'ll keep posting her pictures. Here we ... [Full Story]

Hef Talks About Getting Dumped by Holly Madison

When I heard Holly Madison broke up with Hugh Hefner, I figured he probably grieved by banging at least 4 blondes with big tits in the mansion. Turns out he\'s more than just a penis. USMag: \"I had planned to spend the rest of my life with Holly,\" Hefner exclusively told Usmagazine.com. After the break-up, \"I was road kill a couple of weeks ago,\" he said. One persistent strain in ... [Full Story]

Holly Madison Apparently Dumped Hef

According to wwtdd, Holly Madison has decided 83 year olds and what they have to offer under their old fashioned robes just isn\'t enough. TV Side has said in the past that Holly was in it for the money and was looking around and flirting with other guys but was never expected to actually leave him. Over the last few weeks she has changed completely. She actually dumped Hef, face to face ... [Full Story]

Hef Continues to Deny Holly Madison Rumors

The rumor that Holly Madison has AIDS and 3 months to live is not true. Mostly because I just made it up, but the other rumor that she\'s dating Criss Angel was recently shot down as well. US reports: \"She is still my girlfriend,\" he tells Usmagazine.com in a new interview. \"Now will that last? I don’t think anything lasts forever. \"I love her very much, but you know, she wants very ... [Full Story]

I Still Hate Hugh Hefner

I\'m usually the first person to make fun of someone with blonde hair and big tits, but Holly Madison makes it hard. Real hard. Fortunately Hugh Hefner will surely be dead in 2 years and I can make my move. Then after 3 months in jail, I can chaulk it up to bad judgment and never try that again. These high resolution images will make your day a little brighter. Unless you\'re a girl, then ... [Full Story]

Hugh Hefner is Kind of Lucky

If you saw Holly Madison on the street, you wouldn\'t automatically think of an 83 year old penis. You would think blonde hair, enormous boobs, and weird socks. And then you would kill yourself because you can\'t get 5 feet from it without being tasered, yet a man who brushes his teeth with viagara is all up in that. If the typical guy got 1/50th the action in his life that Hef gets in one night ... [Full Story]