Jennifer Aniston

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Jennifer Aniston.

Jennifer Aniston Actually Gets Younger

At the premiere for Jennifer Aniston\'s new movie with Jason Bateman, \"The Switch,\"she was looking spectacularly young and awesome. This former \"Friends\" star refuses to age - and she might even beat Kate Beckinsale and Salma Hayek when it comes to looking younger as she gets older. I\'d say that she is a witch and she is just casting spells on herself, but I know that can\'t happen ... [Full Story]

Jennifer Just Wants to be Naked

Jennifer Aniston is going to be showing off her naked, awesome body in a movie. Again. Just because she likes it. How in the H is Jennifer still single? I don\'t care if this challenges my manhood and sanity - but I think Jennifer Aniston is awesome. I think she is hilarious. I also think she is so hot that I\'d sell my own mother just for a chance to hook up with her. So imagine how happy ... [Full Story]

Trouble at Chez Jennifer

Over the holiday weekend, the local cops were called to Jennifer Aniston\'s house because of a disturbance. The neighbors believed they heard a celeb-home invasion, but it turns out the alarm system was... just very loud and talkative? ... Uh-huh. Because I\'m sure any house-security system sounds like people breaking in when it\'s completely fine. Yep. Aniston wasn\'t home when this went ... [Full Story]

Jenny is a Good Actress

Jennifer Aniston is an AMAZING actress and here\'s why: we all know that she is a bubbly, talented woman and is in no way a b*tch. Yet amazingly, she can act and look just like one. Amazing! They should pay her to pretend to do things and film it. What a novel idea! The Adam Sandler movie is still underway in Hawaii. The Just Go With It cast are still reading from their scripts, and I\'m not ... [Full Story]

Just Go With It Jen

Jennifer Aniston has been in Hawaii shooting the movie Just Go With It with Adam Sandler and obviously she is just taking the \"going with it\" to heart. She has millions of dollars, she is still beautiful. So what if Gerard Butler doesn\'t want to date her? She has the Hawaiian islands, a wicked golf cart and Adam Sandler to keep her happy. That totally makes up for her 32nd relationship ... [Full Story]

Jennifer Aniston is an Ageless Demon

There is no other explanation. Jennifer is either a demon, a deity, or some kind of she-witch. (Or just witch, to be more accurate.) She hasn\'t changed one bit since 1998 and it\'s beginning to frighten me a little. I used to think that she was impossibly hot for a sort-of-older woman and I would stare for hours at the naked screen caps of her and... not touch myself at all. But looking ... [Full Story]

Gerry is a Bad, Bad Boy

There is a time and place for everything, Mr. Butler. Butt-fondling of your co-start might not be the best idea during interviews while you\'re surrounded by paparazzi. Unless you truly do have balls of steel. In which I congratulate you on another mantastic feat of awesome. Only God knows if Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston are actually together. My bet is on the Bearded Man-Beast had a ... [Full Story]

The Scariest Thing You\'ll Ever See

I used to have my doubts that Gerard Butler was actually an attractive person - but now this proves it. He isn\'t. Whatever woman is honestly attracted to him must only be because she feels sorry for the goofy looking turd. What is wrong with women??? He looks like he crawled out of the bowels of hell only to snatch Jennifer into the most awkward hug for the ages. ... which she apparently ... [Full Story]

Jen Probably Needs a Reality Check

Now I understand why there were those rumors of Jennifer and Gerard hooking up. And then later rumors of Jennifer being obsessed with Gerard. Jennifer is one of those girls who, if she desperately likes a guy, will completely invent reasons why the guy likes them, too. For example, when I let a friend borrow my pencil during a college exam, she took it as I was willing to give my peepee to ... [Full Story]

Gerard Butler Forgot About Jen in Rio

Oh Gerard - what woman will ever win your bearded and manly heart? Apparently not Jennifer Aniston. According to TMZ: While celebrating Carnival in Rio on Tuesday, Gerard Butler was spotted hanging with Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls. Carnival is a week long (or longer) celebration leading up to Lent, observed by both Catholics and hard-core party goers. So based on the ... [Full Story]

Jennifer Aniston Pictures from Mexico

Jennifer Aniston recently went to Mexico to vacation and, of course, some photographers followed her there. And I\'m glad they did because the resulting pictures are some of the hottest EVER. Check them out below; I also included a video of her next movie in case you wanna go to the theater and defile yourself. ... [Full Story]

A Tribute to the Best of Jennifer Aniston

Since Jennifer Aniston is 40 years old now, it\'s important that we all take a moment to realize she won\'t be hot forever. Many people think she already isn\'t hot, but I have the standards of a golden retriever in heat, so I think she\'s still very hot. In another 10 years, I won\'t think so, so that\'s why I assembled this gallery. Let\'s always remember her in her prime by looking at these ... [Full Story]