Jessica Alba

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Jessica Alba Can\'t Escape the Paparazzi

No one, with the exception of Lindsay Lohan, gets photographed more than Jessica Alba. I just can\'t figure out why the less these girls actually do career-wise, the more they get their pictures taken. Why not go stalk someone like Angelina Jolie or Scarlett Johansson or someone who actually has a job? All Jessica Alba does now is takes her kid everywhere. What\'s that all about? Seriously, give ... [Full Story]

Jessica Alba Does Jay Leno

First of all, I thought Jay Leno was retired or being moved to another time slot months ago. Second of all, it seems maybe Jessica Alba has a crush on the chin-man because there\'s no other reason she should be wearing such a revealing dress. And last, why isn\'t she at the park with her kid like every other day of the week? She can\'t possibly be promoting a movie. I think her last movie was ... [Full Story]

Jessica Alba has Blonde Hair Now

Here\'s Jessica Alba wearing a $1.49 pair of sunglasses from Circle K or Wal Mart and also showing off her new blonde hair and back tattoo. Her last 5-10 galleries have been her being a good mother taking her son (or daughter? can\'t remember) to the park. And now she looks like a tramp stamped cheap ho. Not that I\'m complaining; it\'s my favorite type. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Alba Really Likes that Baby

No one goes to the park more than Jessica Alba. She\'s literally there every single day with that baby that I can only assume is her own. It\'s probably the luckiest baby in the country considering it spends all day at the park and gets breastfed by Jessica. Sounds like a good life. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Alba and Baby Hit Up the Park

Jessica Alba\'s baby seems to be aging faster than one of those TV babies who age like 7 years between two seasons and the producers think no one will notice. One thing I\'m concerned about is how every time these two are at the park with their hefty nanny, the paparazzi are all over the place. When that kid starts calling someone from TMZ \"daddy\" you know there\'s a problem. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Alba Randomness for Thursday

Here\'s a Jessica Alba photoshoot from sometime this year. I think the photographers got a little confused and forgot they\'re not supposed to actually be in the pictures themselves. But other than that being a little strange, Jessica looks pretty good. At least she doesn\'t look homeless for once. ... [Full Story]

Hey, Someone Stop That Homeless Girl

Here\'s Jessica Alba riding around Paris on her bike, looking a little bit like a hobo. Of course she manages to look attractive since she\'s, um, attractive, but I\'m still waiting on the pictures of her eating leftover Baguettes from a dumpster. Give it time. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Alba is a Mother, Not a Grandmother

Someone should remind Jessica Alba that she\'s not even 30 years old, so it\'s no time to dress like Mother Theresa. Actually I don\'t even know what Mother Theresa wore, she could\'ve worn tight dresses and had big cleavage. In that case, Jessica should pay close attention because she has quickly gone from sex symbol to old boring hag in the last year. That\'s no fun for us. Also, I don\'t ... [Full Story]

Jessica Alba is Everywhere

I\'m not sure why Jessica Alba has a retard pose going on in the picture above, but she\'s on her knees, so it\'s okay. Anyway, the gallery below shows Jessica heading to the gym, at the park with her kid, and then some random Vera Anderson Portraits thing from 2008. For a woman who is basically in zero movies these days, she sure attracts a lot of photographers. Then again, so do the girls from ... [Full Story]

Arena Magazine Gets Lucky with Jessica Alba

Any magazine that can land a photoshoot with Jessica Alba is a good magazine. Especially when the photographer clearly told her to look at slutty as possible. Although if it was me, I would\'ve told her to pretend she\'s eating a popcicle and getting a prostate exam at the same time. ... [Full Story]

Finally, Jessica Alba Doesn\'t Look Homeless

After about 10 consecutive posts completely killing every fantasy I\'ve ever had about Jessica Alba, Zinc Magazine comes around to save the day. I\'m not sure how they convinced her to look good again, but I\'m not complaining. A month of Jessica looking like she stumbled out of a homeless shelter was starting to bother me. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Alba Attempts Golf and Fails

Actually I don\'t know if she failed. I\'m just judging by her form. And since I don\'t know anything about golf forms, you can pretty much ignore everything I\'ve said. I heard she shot a 237 on 18 holes. Is that good? ... [Full Story]