Jessica Biel

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Jessica Biel.

Jessica Biel Wants None of This

You can usually tell the conceited famous women apart from the self-conscious ones by whether or not they smile at the paparazzi or turn their head around like in The Exorcism. Jessica Biel is ALWAYS the latter, which tells me she thinks she\'s ugly. She might be right. But hey, nice boots for a lesbian hiking trip. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Biel Lurks Around Underground Parking Lots

Looking a little bit like the monster from your nightmares, here\'s Jessica Biel in an underground parking garage hopefully returning from a strenuous workout or some kind of torture scene in her next box office flop. But anyway, it\'s a little disturbing that a photographer camped out down there to get these pictures. What if it was a mass murderer with a screwdriver instead? Just something to ... [Full Story]

Jessica Biel was Jessica Rabbit

On this past weekend\'s Saturday Night Live, Jessica Biel showed up to play Jessica Rabbit. She looked good, which is interesting because you never know what you\'ll get with her. Some days extremely hot, other days like an old dusty book that\'s been sitting on a shelf for too long. That made no sense, so watch this. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Biel is Kind of Awesome

No, that isn\'t what you think and hope it is. It\'s a piece of sausage, and this is on the set of that horrible Chainsaw Massacre movie Jessica Biel and some other losers filmed a couple years ago. Why is the picture just now surfacing? No idea, but I\'m glad it did. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Biel Got Ran Over by a Truck

Granted, Jessica Biel was heading to the gym so she\'s not going to dress up for that, but she could\'ve at least attempted to not look like a homeless skater kid. By normal people standards, she looks okay, but for someone who is supposed to be one of the hottest female celebrities out there, Jessica disappoints. Doesn\'t she know we have fantasies to keep up with? ... [Full Story]

Jessica Biel Graces the Cover of GQ

The cover of GQ is cool and all, but I\'m a bit confused by the blub under Jessica Biel\'s name: \"Hollywood\'s Hottest New Star\" Last I checked, Jessica has been in about 58 movies and all over Hollywood for the last 10 years. Whoever writes the headlines should be fired immediately and replaced by me, who would write \"Jessica Biel: She Gives Free BJs Inside.\" Subscriptions would go through ... [Full Story]

Spend All 12 Months with Jessica Biel

Just when I thought my 2009 \"People Who Ride Their Bikes to Work\" calendar could never be topped, Jessica Biel came out with one. Spending all year looking at her on my wall will help ease the economic crisis as we go into 2009. If my parents lose their house and that includes the basement, at least I can take these pictures with me when I\'m kicked out. Living under a bridge won\'t be so bad ... [Full Story]

Jessica Biel Looks Kinda Like Michael Jackson

I don\'t know if it\'s the hat or the color of her skin, but Jessica Biel just really reminds me of Michael Jackson in these pictures. If there were 4 or 5 little boys around her in a circle, there would be no difference. Instead, we have what appears to be a cocaine deal going down with a hockey mom. The photog would\'ve turned these into police if he didn\'t realize taking pictures of famous ... [Full Story]

Jessica Biel Looks Pretty

Everyone knows Jessica Biel, whether it be from her many box office flops or that time her TV dad said she was doing porn at age 17 because of some half naked photos. He was kind of an uptight bitch. But anyway, here\'s Jessica at the MoMa film benefit gala at the Museum of Modern Art. Apparently they just take pictures of you there, sounds like a good time. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Biel Looks Pretty Tight in that Dress

Justin Timberlake\'s ho, Jessica Biel, had these photos taken while at the premiere of Easy Virtue in Rome. Not sure what that is, but if she wears that dress in the entire movie, I\'ll watch it naked or at least in my boxers. Depends if my mom\'s around. I threw in some extra pictures of Jessica with tight jeans and a coffee. Just thought I\'d advertise Starbucks, they could use some help ... [Full Story]

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Might Get Married

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel might be getting married soon, and you\'re not invited. According to OK! he recently gave a hint: Justin, revealed to friends at the 5th Annual Fashion Rocks concert in NYC on Sept. 5 just how serious he is about serious girlfriend, The Illusionist actress Jessica Biel. According to an eyewitness, \"Justin said that he is \'this close to being married\' ... [Full Story]

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake's Refrigerator War!

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have been fighting over what goes where in the refrigerator since they've moved in together! Mike Myers doesn't think Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel need the Love Guru, but perhaps he has spoken too soon! The two are currently living in Justin's L.A. pad and are still getting used to each other's presence. One source of contention? The refrigerator ... [Full Story]