Jessica Simpson

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Jessica Simpson.

Jessica Simpson is.. Not Fat. Yet.

Jessica Simpson is still teetering on the edge of being overweight... but not quite skinny, either. First of all, she needs to start wearing clothes that are similar to burlap sacks, since those are NEVER flattering. Also, maybe I just judge her so harshly because I remember how amazingly hot she was pre-body fat. So what do you say, Jess? Wanna drop 25 pounds? ... [Full Story]

Jessica Nuzzles Her Man for More Food

Even though Jessica Simpson hasn\'t shown us any of her chubby goodies in these set of stalker bikini pics... it\'s at least good to see that she is enjoying time with her new boyfriend. Kissing. Hugging. Begging for treats. I\'m starting to like Fat Jessica. It\'s making me realize that if I ran into her on the beach she\'d be 50% less likely to be disgusted by my public-stiffy ... and 20% ... [Full Story]

J Simp is... Fat?

I can\'t deal with how back and forth Jessica Simpson is. I need some stability in my life. I can\'t start obsessing over her every night, then get up in the morning only to find that she is a fatty again. I can\'t handle the stress. ... and I\'m sure the elastic in her panties can\'t handle it either. Do something Jess; call Jenny Craig or just maybe starve yourself for a few weeks. Either ... [Full Story]

J Simp Can Do What She Wants

Even though she is kind of on the chubster side lately, Jessica Simpson can still do whatever she wants. She doesn\'t lack any power in the world of Hollywood! For instance, look at the confusing dress(?) she is wearing. I thought for a second that maybe someone spilled something on her.. but no! That\'s just Jessica. Exercising her power to wear bad fashion and STILL look good. I don\'t ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson Seems Friendly

I don\'t care what anyone says about Jessica Simpson not really having a career or \"point\" anymore. I like her. Hollywood will always need a group of useless celebrities. At least J Simp seems nice. And besides, she isn\'t even that fat. Opera singers are always overweight... so maybe the bigger she is, the better her singing will be! Want some cookies Jess? ... [Full Story]

We Love the Chubster

I don\'t care what people say - a slightly chunky Jessica Simpson is a better Jessica Simpson. Sure, anorexic girls look good at fashion shows, but the girls with some meat on them are the good ones. I.E. did you see Jessica\'s chest? Holy crap. She looked absolutely fantastic at this Good Housekeeping’s 125th Anniversary, mainly because her chesticles were having a hard time being contained ... [Full Story]

Jessica Plays With Puppies

I knew I loved dogs for a reason. Jessica Simpson finally gives the public a decent look at her goodies as she bends over to play with someone\'s puppy. And let me just say, her sweater puppies are looking mighty happy that they are getting played with, too. Jessica has been pretty tame on the slutty outfits front because of the whole \"getting fat\" thing, but she really needs to let ... [Full Story]

Jessica... Still Kinda Fat

Nothing against people who are of normal height and weight, or even little chunkers, but I just wanted to make a comment. Jessica Simpson - oh how far you have fallen. Gone are the days of Daisy Dukes and bending over in order to get out of a ticket. Now what do you have? Some jiggly armfat and an ugly dress. And aren\'t you supposed to not wear prints when you\'re looking fat? Or maybe ... [Full Story]

Jeremy Renner is Just Not Having It

After Jeremy Renner\'s attention at the Oscars, rumors starting flying about him. In particular, that he was flirting it up with seacow Jessica Simpson at an Oscars after party. They were rumored to be flirting all night and then they exchanged numbers. Jeremy says it\'s BS. They were apparently chatting about Jessica\'s hair stylist for maybe three minutes. Jessica and his mother shared the ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson is Disappointed in John

Jessica Simpson couldn\'t accept John Mayer\'s apology, according to her interview on Oprah this morning. Via TMZ: In an interview that aired this morning on Oprah, Jessica says she \"felt betrayed\" when her ex spilled the dirty details of their sex life to Playboy -- and though he said he\'s sorry via e-mail, she never wrote back. I don\'t know about you Jessica, but if someone said ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson Doesn\'t Mind

Well, apparently it pays to be part of a celebrity\'s entourage. There are the obvious reasons... like playing Xbox360 with stars and getting into crazy Entourage-like hi-jinks. But if you are hanging onto a girl celeb, you can literally hang onto her. Jessica Simpson didn\'t mind much when her buddy tried to get a little milk out of her. I\'m not sure of the surrounding circumstances pre ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson is Sending Shoes to Haiti

Jessica Simpson is smarter than I thought. Instead of just donating money that will be eaten up by the Red Cross and Haitian government, she\'s working to send shoes to the country after the earthquake a couple of weeks ago. The AP reports: Simpson has teamed up with the Nashville-based organization Soles4Souls. The charity has pledged to work with other aid agencies to give out one ... [Full Story]