Kate Beckinsale

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Kate Beckinsale and her Daughter Go Shopping

Here\'s Kate Beckinsale and her daughter looking a lot like they\'re heading to a funeral or possibly protecting the president, but it\'s actually just another day of spending thousands of dollars shopping. I hope they bought some clothing with some color in them because all this black is depressing me. And no that isn\'t racist, I can watch an NBA game just fine without feeling depressed, so ... [Full Story]

Yep, that\'s Kate Beckinsale Part 2

Here\'s another picture from Absolut\'s campaign to get you drunk via sexy pictures of Kate Beckisale. I don\'t really know what she\'s supposed to be, maybe the chick from King Kong or Jane from Tarzan or something else. But either way, I\'ll be drinking lots of Vodka this weekend because of these ads. Not really, I was going to anyway., but this doesn\'t hurt. ... [Full Story]

Yep, that\'s Kate Beckinsale

The world\'s most perfect female specimen, Kate Beckinsale, is in the latest ad for Absolut Vodka and I must say anything involving Kate and alcohol is something I approve of. That\'s a lot of green though. A little too much. Yeah, they should definitely consider toning down the green. ... [Full Story]

I Love Coke and Kate Beckinsale

Here\'s Kate Beckinsale out in Santa Monica with her family, drinking some Coke. Because of these pictures, I\'ve decided to stop drinking Pepsi. Some day when Kate and I run into each other and it\'s love at first site, I have to be prepared. I\'ve already started smoking cigarettes and wearing cool hats like her. With the Coke thing, I just can\'t lose. ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale Out and About with her Husband

Here\'s Kate Beckinsale out with her husband last night or the night before, and I was seriously going to be angry if he wasn\'t smiling. This guy should have a permanent smile like the Joker or any random weatherman. Those guys are always way too happy. But anyway, if things don\'t work out with this chump, I feel like I have a good shot at Kate. Or at least maybe seeing her from a a mile away ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale at a Screening of Everybody\'s Fine

Kate Beckinsale is in a new movie with Robert Dinero appropriately titled \"Everybody\'s Fine\" because Kate is really fine. And Dinero isn\'t so bad either for being like 78 and a guy. I would consider spending a weekend in Vermont with him. But anyway, check out these pictures of Kate and pretend she doesn\'t smell like cigarettes because she probably does. ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale was a ... Gay Vampire?

Kate Beckinsale and her family headed out to a Halloween party all dressed up, but I couldn\'t tell you what the hell they are. It looks like the husband guy is the Crow, the kid is a creepy beauty pageant winner turned zombie, and Kate is some kind of hybrid between Prince and a vampire. I don\'t know, I\'m just confused. They should\'ve just gone as the balloon boy family and called it a day. ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale Casual and then Not So Casual

I can honestly say I\'ve never wanted to be a tablet of paper or a children\'s book or whatever it is that Kate Beckinsale is clenching against her body this much in my life. In fact, I\'m now going to start being a worse person just in case reincarnation is real because being a tablet of paper has to be pretty much the worst punishment for living a horrible previous life. I heard Hitler is a ... [Full Story]

This Woman is Ridiculous

That\'s it, it\'s official. There is not a better looking woman on the planet than Kate Beckinsale. Yes, that includes Megan Fox and Scarlett Johansson and Salma Hayek and that girl I\'ve been spying on through her bedroom window for the last 3 months. She\'s just naturally beautiful, and I don\'t care how corny that makes me sound. I just wanna skip and sing songs about her beauty, and I think I ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale in a Parking Garage

Here\'s Kate Beckinsale holding her little scraggly dog and walking with what appears to be a gypsy transvestite who may or may not be telling her her fortune. But anyway, a parking garage is the last place a woman as gorgeous as Kate should be. It\'s like a rapist haven. My friends and I hang out in them all the time. ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale in Esquire Magazine

Some of these pictures of Kate Beckinsale in Esquire are so hot that I heard they\'ve been banned in 445 countries. For being a mother and a smoker, she definitely gives Megan Fox and those other girls ten years younger a run for their money for hottest female on the planet. It\'s a shame she\'s going to die of lung cancer, but I never said life was perfect. ... [Full Story]

Whoa Kate

Here\'s Kate Beckinsale looking like her absolutely phenomenal self and also walking what appears to be a small white rat. That\'s pretty cool, never really seen anyone walk a rat before. But when you\'re Kate Beckinsale, you can pretty much do whatever you want. ... [Full Story]