Katie Price

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Katie Price.

Katie Price Vacations in Ibiza

Despite her leather-skinned, fake appearance, Katie Price still manages to look good in a bikini. Here she is vacationing in Ibiza, which is an awesome island in Spain that I wish I was on right about now. FML. ... [Full Story]

Other Rollerbladers Better Be Careful

Now that Katie Price is out rollerblading with her big boobies, everyone in the vicinity needs to be more careful. One bump from those monsters and you\'ll be flat on your face. There is something intriguing about a girl with huge fake boobs and knee pads though. It\'s not the whole slut factor or anything. Oh nevermind. It is. ... [Full Story]

Mystery: How Does Katie Price Run?

It\'s unfortunate that these are just pictures and not a video because I still don\'t believe that Katie Price ran. Not with those enormous jugs on her chest. That would be like trying to swim with no arms and legs, or trying to eat a turkey sub while on life support. Just not possible. ... [Full Story]

Katie Price Didn\'t Get an Oscar, but She Did Get a Scar

There\'s something less appealing about fake boobs when there\'s a massive, visible scar right beside them. It\'s like getting a nose job only to find out you had to have your lips pushed into a permanent smile to get it. Katie Price learned that the hard way. She needs to put some cover-up on that thing. In case you\'re wondering, these were taken yesterday at the 17th Annual Elton John AIDS ... [Full Story]

Katie Price has a Magnificent (and very large) Rack

In case you don\'t know who Katie Price is, she\'s an English chick with not much talent and huge boobs. Fortunately, that\'s all it takes these days to get yourself in the public eye...or at least on a crappy blog like this one. Some of these pictures will force you to run upstairs and get under the covers with your laptop and a flashlight. Guaranteed. ... [Full Story]

Katie Price Seriously Needs to be Careful with Those

I\'m still yet to figure out who Katie Price is and what exactly she does, but in the meantime, I\'ll continue to post pictures of her taking out entire crowds with her breasts. Anytime a girl has that many freckles on her chest, there\'s only one way to play connect the dots and I think you know what it is. Because you\'re a pervert. ... [Full Story]

Katie Price Launches a Nightwear Line for Sluts

Girls are gonna look really weird walking around the house at night, holding their shirts up just below their boobs like this. Apparently if you don\'t do that, the shirt and pants just don\'t look good...for absolutely no one since you\'re at home either by yourself or with people who have smelled your sh*t after you leave the bathroom. Seriously, if anyone spends over $3 on pajamas, they\'re ... [Full Story]

Katie Price is a Tasty Shopper

Here\'s Katie Price at the store, shopping for something. With a rack like that, it doesn\'t really matter what...probably a belt or something if I had to guess. I could just look at the pictures and make an educated guess, but again, the whole amazing rack thing is getting in the way. See for yourself. ... [Full Story]

Katie Price Has a Nice Halloween Costume

No one knows for sure what Katie Price is dressed up as, but judging from these photos, you can guess it\'s something along the lines of a slutty beautician. And that\'s just fine with me. When she comes to my door tomorrow night, I\'m going to snatch her with a shark net and make her style my 2 1/2 inches of hair. I\'ll post pictures. ... [Full Story]

Katie Price Thinks the Eiffel Tower is a Phone

When girls are drunk, some of them show their boobs, some of them have sex with strangers, and others just fall off of coffee tables and split their heads open. But if you\'re Katie Price, you try to make a telephone call on the Eiffel Tower. I doubt she got through unless that thing\'s real in which it\'s the least practical, worst phone of all time. But hey, nice cleavage. ... [Full Story]

Katie Price Uses Boobs and Feathers to Sell Books!

English glamour model Katie Price a.k.a. Jordan was out yesterday promoting her new book. Apparently, Katie thought that dressing up like the love child of a peacock and a stripper was a good marketing technique. Sure, I'm laughing now, but, sadly, knowing the way the world works, she'll probably be the one laughing once third quarter sales of her book come in and she made a killing selling ... [Full Story]