Katy Perry

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Katy Perry.

Ginger Katy Perry is Looking Good

Even though Katy Perry is now technically a ginger... I can\'t really hold it against her (like I wish I could my body). She still looks awesome in her semi-retro bikini. Now if she would only split up with that Russell Brand character and date a real man... that lives in the suburbs and doesn\'t have a real \"job.\" ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry is in Vanity Fair

I\'d never read Vanity Fair, because I\'m 65% positive that it\'s just for the ladies, but I\'d consider at least staring at it in the grocery line. Why, you fine folks ask me? Well, because Katy Perry is on the cover in June and she looks like a whorish, evil version of Jessica Rabbit. Isn\'t that reason enough for anyone to look at it??? I\'m sure she talks about her career and junk, too, but I ... [Full Story]

OMG Katy Perry With Blue Hair.

Katy Perry was recently seen sporting bright blue (and OMG hot) hair in Paris for fashion week... and I have no idea if this is in style or not, but I want to be on top of that hipster hotness. And I want to be right now. Russell Brand is one extremely lucky British man. Usually hot women can\'t see past their awful teeth, but he has his accent and humor to reel Katy in. :( ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Knows She is an Angel

Russell Brand better be worshiping the ground that Katy Perry walks on. Maybe she isn\'t a literal angel (and I haven\'t confirmed with my priest if those are a real thing or not) but she is beautiful enough to be loved beyond reason. If she asks you to carry her around on a golden platform - YOU DO IT. Maybe that\'s why she chose the angel outfit at the Grammys over the weekend... ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry\'s Chest. And Perfume.

Katy Perry is known for one thing and one thing only: her massive chest. I mean, she is also known for looking like a sluttier version of Zooey Deschanel, but that\'s not nearly as entertaining as a pair of coconuts. Recently, these coconuts were in Mexico attempting to sell Katy Perry\'s Purr, her new perfume. A perfume that I hope doesn\'t smell like her (cotton candy, British man and monkey ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Almost Kissed a Chick. Plus Won Award.

No one likes the People\'s Choice Awards. It feels like no one ever makes a good decision. That\'s most likely because the majority of the voters are stupid tweens who can\'t see Robert Pattinson without wetting themselves and fainting. Thankfully, the joint was classed up by Katy Perry double fisting her awards and nearly kissing Julie Bowen. ... so I\'d say, overall the night was a success. ... [Full Story]

Merry Christmas From Katy Perry & CelebParasite

Well it\'s that time of year again - the ugly sweater wearing, the coworker harassment enabling, the family fight inducing holiday season. May you all have a Merry Christmas, hopefully without major incident or projectile vomiting on your Aunt Glinda. And now, to Katy Perry\'s Christmas special: her boobs. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Looks Like Jessia Rabbit. Zomg.

I love nothing more than a real-life hot chick dressing up as a cartoon hot chick. Katy Perry must have been reading my diary, because that\'s exactly what she did for the \"VH1 Divas Salute the Troops.\" That minx. The sultry Katy Perry was in the iconic Jessica Rabbit... and the heads of 1 million red-blooded males exploded. Thank God for the \"VH1 Divas Salute the Troops.\" ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry is Messing with My Life

Every time Katy Perry parades her cleavage around I have a zero productivity day. Why? Because I\'m way too occupied with thinking about what it\'d be like to live on her chest. In my head movies, it\'d be like a warm, squishy pillow fort. And it would smell like cinnamon and puppies and golden love. ... [Full Story]

Katy and Russell are Enjoying the Married Life

So it seems that after getting married in India, Katy Perry and Russell Brand are enjoying the married life. And when I say \"the married life\" I mean the \"life of not showing Katy Perry\'s chest.\" Because (and I don\'t think that this is just a coincidence) Katy Perry is suddenly NOT showing her breasticles. No cleavage? Even less boob action? UGH. I\'m so disappointed in you Katy. That ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry is... Crazy

Katy Perry is dumb (as if we didn\'t already know this). Thankfully, she is hot enough and talented enough to make us forget. But, her interview with \"Harper\'s Bazaar\" CLEARLY indicates that I\'m very lucky not to be married to her: On forgetting she married a heroin addict turned Buddhist: \"I always knew I wanted a great man of God, someone who was going to be an inspiration for ... [Full Story]

Sesame Street Was Totally Right About Katy Perry

If I didn\'t know any better, I would say that Katy Perry is a sexually suggestive person, judging by her most recent big-breasted, latex-dressed photoshoot. .... ... oh. So maybe \"Sesame Street\" was right for kicking her off of the show for being too \"sexy\" and \"raping Big Bird.\" But at least Katy Perry had the sense to retaliate and go on SNL with her two special friends squished ... [Full Story]