Kelly Brook

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Kelly Brook.

Kelly Brook is Still in the Caribbean

Apparently Kelly Brook gave up working or doing anything other than being on a beach in the Caribbean because she\'s been there for like a month. But if she can and wants to, then why not? At least she didn\'t kill herself with a swordfish or something (see post below). ... [Full Story]

Kelly Brook Plays in the Water

Kelly Brook went to the Caribbean this past week to jump around in the water like some kind of relation to Simple Jack. If you haven\'t seen Tropic Thunder, disregard that attempt at a joke. But anyway, it should be a crime for someone like Kelly to wear a one-piece bathing suit. Where\'s the Caribbean police? ... [Full Story]

Kelly Brooke is Looking Great

After looking awesome, then looking not so awesome, Kelly Brook is back to looking awesome. It\'s the evolution of a recovering model turned mommy, I guess. I should write a book about it. Chapter One: She\'s hot. Chapter Two: She\'s a fatty. Chapter Three: Her kid\'s constant attention isn\'t enough, so she gets back in shape. Chapter Four: Kid is sent to live with foster parents, she\'s hot ... [Full Story]

Kelly Brook is Another Fine Piece of British Perfection

The myth that English girls never brush their teeth and have AIDS has been put to rest by Kelly Brook and her magnificent teeth and AIDS-free body. Maybe I made up the AIDS part, or saw it on a fake youtube documentary, not sure. But regardless, she was on the beach recently, and here are the resulting images. Check them out in high resolution by clicking the thumbnails. Bigger pictures = more ... [Full Story]

Kelly Brook is Super

A lot of American guys aren\'t too familiar with Kelly Brook seeing as how she\'s English and all. But she\'s been in California a lot lately, so it\'s like the Revolutionary War all over again except this time we\'re taking Kelly\'s breasts and not a bunch of land. ... [Full Story]

So Is That a Taxi or Something?

Maybe it\'s my small-town ignorance, but WTF is that vehicle Kelly Brook is getting out of? There\'s absolutely no way I would ever get in a car with two guys trying to look like Albert Einstein\'s retarded brothers painted on the side. And Kelly looks way too happy to have just paid that guy for a ride back from the gym. Anyway, the weird car aside, Kelly is looking awesome again after a ... [Full Story]

Hey, Kelly Brook Has a New Fragrance!

If Anne Hatheway and Natalie Portman got freaky and had a baby, not only would science be baffled, but that baby would grow up to be Kelly Brook. Maybe you don\'t see it, but I do and what I see matters because I\'m writing this stupid post right now in my underwear. Kelly is promoting her new fragrance although I\'m not sure how photos promote a fragrance. It\'s not like they\'re scratch n ... [Full Story]

Kelly Brook is a Fat Pig

Fag Pig is a play. So you can close your email about how it\'s people like me who cause anorexia in America. Kelly Brook is in London anyway. In case you don\'t know who Kelly Brook is, she\'s a 18 year old English model/actress. Yes, that means she has that funny accent like Hugh Grant and Kate Beckinsale. She also probably drinks a lot of tea and doesn\'t brush her teeth. All stereotypes ... [Full Story]

Kelly Brook Replaces Billy Zane with the French Riviera

She looks a little too happy to have just gotten out of a 4 year relationship. This is OK, but cutting brake lines is just more exciting. Keep it in mind, Kelly. ... [Full Story]

Kelly Brook Is Hot in Lingerie and Latex!

Kelly Brook is one hot English glamour model, and there's nothing quite like seeing Kelly in some sexy lingerie... she looks pretty damn hot. Oh, and she's not so bad when she's wearing nothing but a latex sailor suit either! Kelly took these lingerie and latex pictures a while back, but that doesn't matter, she still looks pretty damn smokin' hot, and I like that about her! So, without ... [Full Story]

Kelly Brook Contributes to the Celebrity Bikini Season!

Well, I'm sure by now you're all well aware that celebrity bikini season is in full effect, and I hope that you, much like myself, are enjoying every second of it! Our newest bikini sighting is of British glamour model and entrepreneur (which, of course, means she has her own perfume and lingerie lines), Kelly Brook! Ahh, England... they make some of the good ones, don't they? Kelly might ... [Full Story]

Kelly Brook Promotes Lingerie With Fellow Tramps

These Kelly Brook lingerie promotion pictures are fantastic. Why? Well, because it's an excuse to stare at hot chicks in lingerie while hiding behind the illusion that there's relevant celebrity news here. Something almost as good happened back when Kelly Brook promoted her new perfume... you remember... she was showing us her new fragrance but all we could do was stare at her massive ... [Full Story]