Kim Kardashian

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Kim Kardashian.

Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries Are Still Married

Newlyweds Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are still together. They have been spotting relaxing together and not fighting at a hotel in Italy. Sure, it has only been a few days since their nuptials... but in celebrity time, a few days married is almost like being married for two years. So congratulations, you two! I can\'t believe you made it this far. ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Got Married. If You Care.

Gosh, I wish I was the lucky man who got to marry Kim Kardashian this afternoon (or at least I think it was Kim, it\'s hard to tell if it\'s her in this through-the-tent-roof aerial shot of the wedding). I\'m not going to deny how attractive Kim is, but seriously, has anyone discovered what she is famous for yet? My current theory is that she is Saddam Hussein\'s long, lost daughter. ... [Full Story]

Diet Pills Give You Leprosy. Fact.

Now, we know Kim Kardashian has psoriasis because she wouldn\'t stop talking about it during a PR campaign. But these lesions on her legs don\'t look like that. These spots appear to be leprosy. Or maybe scars from boils she developed when she had the bubonic plague. Random people like me are claiming that she is getting these because she is on diet pills. Personally, I don\'t believe it. If she ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Doesn\'t Appreciate Stalkers

I didn\'t know this, but apparently celebrities don\'t appreciate it when you show up on the doorstep of their home, peppering them with questions. Usually I just stay inside of their dumpster and take fuzzy pictures. This is good to know. A fan of Kim Kardashian\'s waited at her door until she got home (creepy enough) and then began to question her. Since she is not a celebrity and she doesn\'t ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Sues Women For Being Brunette

It may seem extreme but it\'s not far from the truth. Kim is suing Old Navy for $20 million because she thinks the girl in their new ad (here) looks too much like her. Kim Kardashian\'s ex Reggie Bush apparently agrees, because he is dating the doppleganger. ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Isn\'t Aware of Irony

This is what Kim Kardashian posted on Twitter after she heard that Casey Anthony was found not guilty: WHAT!!!!???!!!! CASEY ANTHONY FOUND NOT GUILTY!!!! I am speechless!!! Did she forget that her father Robert Kardashian was part of the legal team that famously helped O.J. Simpson beat two murder charges? ... isn\'t this irony? Shouldn\'t Kim Kardashian be shutting her stupid mouth? ... [Full Story]

What\'s Going On Here, Kim Kardashian?

I could have gone my entire life without seeing Kim Kardashian wearing diapers or unflattering wind pants... and apparently she got the great idea to wear a combination of the two. This just proves that Kim\'s butt is so freakishly large, if she wears anything by spanx she loses control of it and it eats her entire body. Excuse me while I puke onto my lap and purge my computer of all Kim ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian is a Dog. Or Loves Dogs.

I wish that I cared more about Kim Kardashian and her life - but it would make me bleed internally if I tried. So let\'s just stick to looking at Kim Kardashian in unusual poses. ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian\'s Proposal Will be Televised

No wonder no one was taken during the rapture on May 21st - everyone sucks. The new promo for the sixth season of \"Keeping Up With The Kardashians\" was just released ... and you guessed it, it included scenes of Kris Humphries proposing to Kim Kardashian in front of the cameras. I was worried that this marriage was going to be legit... thank God it\'s just for reality television. ... [Full Story]

Kendall Jenner, the Youngest Kardashian, is on the Pill

Uh, oh, Hollywood! It looks like you have another slutty Kardashian pup on the rise! The youngest, Kendall Jenner, is officially on birth control. She is also 15. In the teaser promo for the new season of \'Keeping up with the Kardashians,\' Bruce Jenner is less than pleased when he finds his daughter\'s stash of birth control pills. \"She is on birth control, but I\'m the one who has all ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian is Inappropriate

At a recent even for Midori Melon Liqueur, Kim Kardashian decided to get all inappropriate on a stick of rock candy. I don\'t mind, but she might want to keep it a little more PG-13 for her next event... that way we won\'t be reminded of how she REALLY got famous. ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Has a Shape Up Ad - WTF?

Having Kim Kardashian be a spokesperson for Sketcher\'s Shape Ups is like having a diabetic be a spokesperson for Marshmallow Peeps. ... ... Okay so I suck at similes, but you get the idea. Having her round bottom be the epitome of fitness doesn\'t make sense. She didn\'t get that way from working out. Her butt is so big and so round because she 1.) Loves eating cupcakes 2.) Wears double layer ... [Full Story]