Kim Kardashian Got a New Haircut

Here\'s everyone\'s favorite gypsy slut, Kim Kardashian, showing off her new haircut. As much as I like long, dark hair on my hos, this actually looks pretty good. Now can we please get another sex tape? I\'m bored with her. ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Speaks Out About Gay Marriage

Not sure why anyone cares what Kim Kardashian\'s thoughts are on gay marriage, but I\'ll bite because there\'s nothing else to write about. On her blog, she wrote: This really makes me sad. I thought we were more forward thinking than this, and I\'m disappointed in the Supreme Court for being so closed minded. Everyone.. gay, straight, bisexual, transgendered, EVERYONE should have equal ... [Full Story]

New Hair Color, Same Girl

You have to give Kim Kardashian credit. For having done absolutely nothing of importance in her life, she always finds a way to keep her name out there. It all started of course with the sex tape, but I\'m impressed that she hasn\'t had to resort to part 2 of that tape yet 3 years later. Between her planet-sized ass and complete lack of shame, she has at least another 2 years in the spotlight ... [Full Story]

Compilation of Girls Featured in their Own Films

Every girl featured here has starred in her very own film of the not-so family-oriented variety. I think you know what I mean. I\'ve seen all of them and have most of them on DVD...and VHS....blue-ray should be in the mail next week. Don\'t miss these pictures and images, especially if you\'re an aspiring actress who can\'t figure out how to make it big in the industry. It\'s still working for ... [Full Story]

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Kim Kardashian Leaves a Nail Salon

Kim Kardashian very rarely isn\'t wearing enormous, aviator-like sunglasses, so why she\'s going sunglass-less in the sun is beyond me. She must want to show off her sunburn or even it out or something. It\'s also possible people aren\'t recognizing her lately so she\'s walking up and down the streets of California in spandex. You can\'t miss that. ... [Full Story]

I Agree With That Guy

Kim Kardashian went out with her sister, Kourtney, yesterday and wisely left monster sister, Khloe, behind. She was probably busy getting kicked off of Celebrity Apprentice or eating small children anyway. But regardless, the guy in the background pretty much sums this up. Gypsy hookers scare me. ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Does Las Vegas

Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian at a \"Wet Republic\" event in Las Vegas. For those of you who aren\'t in the know, that\'s some kind of dumb pool club. Don\'t worry, I didn\'t know either...had to Google it. But anyway, she\'s been carrying around that sucker for like 3 weeks now. Not only is that sort of bizarre, but it\'s the most expensive looking sucker I\'ve ever seen. The stem ... [Full Story]

I Think It\'s Growing

Kim Kardashian is slightly less hot when you consider the only difference between her and any fat chick at Ponderosa is a skinny waist and fake boobs. Everything below the belt is exactly the same, so why is Kim\'s ass a phenomenon of some kind and their asses are disgusting? Life remains unfair. ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian is Complex

Complex.com manages to get all the hottest actresses for photoshoots. Kim Kardashian might be annoying, stupid, and a societal leech, but it\'s hard to deny that she has a nice body for a gypsy woman. Check out the shoot below. ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Will Tell You Your Future

Kim Kardashian has done some crazy things, but dressing up like a gypsy fortune teller wasn\'t one of them until now. But when your career starts to fizzle, you turn to desperate ideas. Like me, after I got fired from McDonald\'s for indecently exposing myself to an old woman, I started a celebrity site. I make the same amount of money and I\'m not in public. Everybody wins. Also, I just want ... [Full Story]

This Looks Familiar

You get your fame from a sex tape, and then your fame starts to fizzle out, so what do you do? That\'s easy, you walk around LAX Airport sucking on a lollipop to remind everyone that you really do have a skill. It\'s tough being Kim Kardashian. ... [Full Story]