Kristin Cavallari

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Kristin Cavallari.

Kristin Looks Lost

Poor little Kristin Cavallari looks so lost without me. Look at her standing there in her ridiculously huge Ray Ban glasses, texting her douchebag friends for help. Obviously she needs a real man in her life - one who knows what to do in a crisis such as a flat tire or not being able to flip a sunny side egg properly. And I\'m that man. I\'d totally call AAA for her. Maybe hold her hand for a ... [Full Story]

Kristin Cavallari Has a Bag of Goodies

Here is Kristin Cavallari parading about town without wearing any semblance of pants. I can\'t tell if she is out for a jog, trying to look sexy, or just forgot to put on some jeans. And look! She has goodies! As Kristin was out and about, not only did she grab herself a latte at a coffee shop, but she apparently bought the whole bakery. Mmm, those donuts that she will ultimately purge ... [Full Story]

See, Kristin Cavallari Does Have Talent

Next time you find yourself bitter because the girls on The Hills are rich for doing pretty much nothing, remember these pictures. Here\'s Kristin Cavallari getting out of a car, holding multiple Starbucks drinks, talking on the phone, and holding some kind of white paper. That\'s not easy, it took her 3 months of practice to master this. ... [Full Story]

Kristin Cavallari is Pretty in Pink

Here\'s Kristin Cavallari at the premiere of When in Rome, some movie with Kristen Bell and Fergie\'s boyfriend/husband. Yeah, I really don\'t know anything about celebrities or movies. Who gave me this job? ... [Full Story]

Kristin Cavallari is Getting Wet

This end of times rain that Los Angeles is getting really needs to come to an end so girls like Kristin Cavallari can go back to wearing bikinis. Yesterday, she was caught in a downpour, at least by LA\'s standards, without an umbrella because there\'s no reason anyone there would own an umbrella. But then it seems some pervert came to her rescue judging by the pictures below. Check it out. ... [Full Story]

Kristin Cavallari Out in Jean Shorts

I thought only I still wore jean shorts, but Kristin Cavallari proves me wrong by sporting a pair while running some errands yesterday. I personally like to take an old pair of jeans and just cut them at the knees with scissors. So much more comfortable in the Summer plus they make a great pair of swimming trunks. ... [Full Story]

Kristin Cavallari Turns 23

Kristin Cavallari turned 23 years old yesterday or, in pervert age, she\'s 5 years legal, yay! But anyway, she had her party at the Eve nightclub in Las Vegas. I didn\'t get invited, so I can only assume the invitation was lost in the mail. It happens. ... [Full Story]

Kristin Cavallari for the Weekend

The more I see Kristin Cavallari, the more I love her. It should, however, be noted that I\'ve never watched The Hills and never will, so my opinion is based purely on her attractiveness. I\'m confident she\'s a flaming retard on TV, which is why I think I\'ll continue to avoid watching it. Wouldn\'t want to mess up my fantasies. Anyway, have a great weekend. I\'m off to build a deformed snowman ... [Full Story]

Kristin Cavallari is a Little Bit Ridiculous

It\'s times like this that I\'m happy to be a guy and just feel bad for normal girls. Of course I\'ll get angry emails telling me I\'m the sole reason for anorexia and low self-esteem, but at least that makes me the reason for something. Anyway, here\'s Kristin Cavallari at a bikini photo shoot, looking way better than any girl I know...which is why I feel bad for them and their asymmetrical eyes ... [Full Story]

Kristin Cavallari Leaving the Gym for the Weekend

Kristin Cavallari was spotted leaving the gym yesterday after an intense workout involving lifting 3 pound dumbbells 4 times each. It\'s tough work being Kristin, so she went home and let a camera crew film her living her life in exchange for millions of dollars. Now that\'s a hard life, so I\'m going to go be thankful that my parents have a finished basement with plumbing because if they ... [Full Story]

Kristin Cavallari is Wet, Wild, and a Little Bit Retarded

I\'m not being insensitive to real retards here, so don\'t get your panties in a double knot. Anyone under the age of 13 knows that when you make fun of someone, you furiously bang your hand off of you chest and make nonsense sounds. And that\'s exactly what Kristin Cavallari seems to be doing here as she leaves the salon. Whatever organization out there stands up for the mentally challenged ... [Full Story]

Kristin Cavallari at the Breeder\'s Cup Winner\'s Circle

I have no idea what the Breeder\'s Cup Winner\'s Circle is, but I\'m going to guess it has to do with horses and not breeding with Kristin Cavallari. At least I hope not or else I\'m really sorry I decided to stay here in my underwear all day long instead of attending. Speaking of that, it\'s exactly what I\'m going to do for the next 3 days, so have a good weekend. ... [Full Story]