Lindsay Lohan

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Lindsay Lohan.

We Can Still See You

I forget what it\'s called, but when people are like 3 years old, they think whatever they can\'t see in turn can\'t see them. It appears Lindsay Lohan never really adapted to that concept being flawed because here she is covering pretty much only her eyes while heading to the store to shop. That guy over her left should clearly still sees her. You can\'t fool him. ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan Goes Blond

I\'m not sure if, in the picture above, Lindsay Lohan is getting ready to do that thing hillbillies do where they spit a nasty hocker on their hand and then shake on a bet or what, but either way, she\'s a changed woman. Now instead of being an orange freckly mess, she\'s an orange freckly mess with blond on top. So what does this mean? Nothing, nothing at all. It\'s like putting a red hat on a ... [Full Story]

See, She Works

I was beginning to think Lindsay Lohan would never work another day in her life, but she proved me and the world wrong by posing her freckly body for Fornarina. I still question their strategy of hiring an orange lesbian to be their official face, but maybe that\'s their target market. I don\'t even know what they do or who they are, but good luck. ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe (yet again)

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but someone needs to tell Lindsay Lohan that no matter how many times she dresses up as Marilyn Monroe, she\'s still going to be a freckly, orange lesbian. It would be like me claiming to be Wolverine just because I\'m sitting here in my X-Men boxers eating a bowl of Frosted Flakes. Doesn\'t work like that. ... [Full Story]

Hey, I Know Who You Are

Because I\'m really clever and because I can see a special edition orange game of connect the dots on her legs, I know this is Lindsay Lohan. I have no idea why she gets in a weird mood sometime to hide her face, as if we don\'t know what she looks like. She could be trying to save herself from camera flash cancer. That\'s a real thing, look it up. ... [Full Story]

Hey Look, It\'s Satan

Contrary to what your instincts and the title above might tell you, this is not Satan in the flesh. It\'s Lindsay Lohan at The Silver Spoon Malibu Beach House in a photobooth, taking ridiculous pictures of herself. But it looks like a freckled fun time, so who am I to judge? ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan Goes Out

Lindsay Lohan was mobbed by another swarm of photographers a couple nights ago as she set out for a hard night\'s work in hooker boots and ...hooker clothing. Hmmm, career change for Lindsay? Doubt it. ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Shields her Freckles from the Camera Flash

It makes sense that Lindsay Lohan would try to prevent the paps from taking pictures of her because photos of Lindsay are so rare. I only have something like 452 folders of them on my C drive. Way to be, Lindsay. ... [Full Story]

Lindsay is Locked Out

I\'m not a lawyer or anything, but isn\'t there some point on a person\'s property where photographers have to, you know, legally stop? Apparently not, because one followed Lindsay Lohan right up to boyfriend Samantha Ronson\'s doorstep and photographed the entire humiliating scene as she pounded on the door. Not sure if she ever got in, but I\'m guessing no. ... [Full Story]

Yikes

Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Blue and Cream yesterday, which I just assumed was an ice cream joint but turns out it\'s a clothing store in New York. She looks a little bit like Satan could be her father in these pictures, but I asked around and he\'s not. ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan Gets her Monthly Photoshopping

Just like magic, Lindsay Lohan now has the most perfect body ever and had her freckles surgically removed! The breakthroughs of science are overwhelming, or at least that\'s what we\'re supposed to think apparently. As soon as I finish this online photoshop course, I\'ll be hot and famous, too! But anyway, this shot is for Allure and on a completely superficial level if I ignore everything ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan is Marilyn Monroe (Again)

Here\'s Lindsay Lohan pretending to be Marilyn Monroe for the 10th time. I guess when your own career sucks, the only thing you can do is assume the role of a dead celebrity. Hey, if she can pass for a freckly version of Marilyn, then more power to her. Some people say I\'m Brad Pitt minus the muscles, good looks, and rainbow coalition of children. So I understand what Lindsay\'s doing here. ... [Full Story]