Madonna

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Madonna.

Madonna Gets Denied

This story goes back and forth more than anything I\'ve ever seen. Yesterday, it seemed pretty clear that Madonna was going to adopt another Malawi kid, but not so fast says the bipolar Malawai government. TMZ reports: Despite little Mercy James\' uncle signing off on the adoption earlier this week, the courts rejected it citing a requirement that prospective parents live in the country for ... [Full Story]

Madonna is Officially Allowed to Take Another Child

According to Reuters, Madonna has been given a \"go\" on completely culture shocking yet another Malawi child. Malawian Information Minister Patricia Kaliati said Madonna had helped in the country and was a worthy mother. \"Madonna has been good to us, she is supporting over 25,000 orphans in this country and she has proved that she can take care of David,\" Kaliati told Reuters. \"Very ... [Full Story]

Oh No, Not Another One

According to AP, Madonna is in Malawi looking for another child to adopt. Of course, Malawi is in Africa because she wouldn\'t possibly adopt a needy American child. That would be racist. An official at the Malawi welfare department said the pop star had filed adoption papers. Another person in Malawi close to the case said Madonna would be in Malawi this weekend, and a court could hear ... [Full Story]

Madonna Must Be Joking

Could someone please re-send the memo that Madonna is 50? Looks like she didn\'t get it. Thanks. ... [Full Story]

I\'m Scared

The Daily Mail showed off Madonna\'s new photos for her upcoming album, Hard Candy, and now I\'m hiding in my closet holding my laptop, a handgun and a flashlight with my feet pressed against the door and tears streaming down my face. SOMEONE HELP ME. Don\'t look at the image below in full size. Regret will strike you instantly. ... [Full Story]

Someone Lied About Madonna and Money

I have no energy to write about this story and then try to come up with something funny, which ultimately ends up being lame because I just woke up and because I\'m just not that funny. But anyway, according Daily Mail: Just days after Madonna\'s spokeswoman outlined the £50-£60million divorce settlement the singer\'s ex-husband would receive, her camp have had to backtrack over \'misleading ... [Full Story]

Madonna Falls on Stage HAHA

Yesterday in Brazil, Madonna fell and mysteriously never missed a single note. You would think falling down would at least prompt an \"uh!\" sound, but she sang through it flawlessly, which confirms that either a) she\'s lip syncing, or b) my suspicions that she died years ago and was re-built and controlled robotically is true. You be the judge. She falls around the 40 second mark. ... [Full Story]

Guy Ritchie Gets $0 of Madonna\'s $300m in Divorce

In an effort to prove to the world that Madonna\'s gold-digger claims are false, Guy Ritchie has refused to take a dime of her money. Noble? Yes. Stupid? Definitely. According to Daily Mail: Madonna and Guy Ritchie have reached agreement on their divorce - with the British film director refusing to take a penny of the pop star’s cash, it has emerged. An announcement could come by the end of ... [Full Story]

Madonna Might Be Spying on Guy Ritchie

As if the divorce between Guy Ritchie and Madonna couldn\'t get any more dramatic, now Guy is convinced Madonna is spying on his every movie. The Sun reports: Guy, 40, was furious that details of a private divorce “war summit” were leaked to his wife, The Sun can reveal. He believes the pop queen is using her huge staff to report his every move. Guy has slammed what he calls ... [Full Story]

Guy Ritchie Gets $60 million from Madonna

Following their divorce, it\'s been determined that Guy Ritchie will receive around $60 million from Madonna. According to the Sun: “I’ve worked my ass off for the last 30 years to get what I have, and now this gold-digger wants to take it from me. “Kabbalah philosophy teaches that you don’t take what you haven’t earned. Well that’s exactly what Guy is doing. He hasn’t earned a penny of ... [Full Story]

A Horse Caused Madonna and Guy\'s Divorce

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are divorcing. Everyone knows that. An blind African farmer without a television even knows that. But the reason? Madonna\'s fall off of a horse according to the Sun: MADONNA’S marriage began sliding towards divorce after her hubby’s “unsympathetic” reaction when she tumbled from a horse, friends say. The agonised Queen of Pop felt GUY RITCHIE showed a “complete ... [Full Story]

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are Divorcing, Yay?

According to Sun, Madonna and Guy Ritchie are calling their marriage quits. They\'re also calling it a joke and the kind of marriage other people should look at and then do the exact opposite. The singer\'s spokeswoman Liz Rosenberg confirmed today the couple had agreed to separate. The statement – co-signed by Guy’s representative – says the couple had not agreed a settlement. It ... [Full Story]