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The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Madonna.

Malawi Man Gives Up On Getting his Own Daughter Back

I didn\'t care much about Madonna adopting this latest little girl from Malawi mostly because she does it so often, but then I read the following. Reuters reports: The father of a Malawian girl being adopted by Madonna says he has dropped his fight to get the child back and has urged the U.S. pop star to take good care of her. Malawi\'s Supreme Court on Friday approved Madonna\'s ... [Full Story]

Madonna Wins a Child

After a legal battle disputing whether Madonna should be allowed to add to her interracial tribe of children, she won. According to AP: Madonna can get \"Mercy,\" Malawi\'s highest court ruled Friday. The court overruled a lower court, saying the pop star can adopt 3-year-old Chifundo \"Mercy\" James. \"I am ecstatic,\" Madonna said in a statement in which she also thanked the court. \"My ... [Full Story]

No One Can Stop Madonna

When Madonna wants a Malawi kid, Madonna gets a Malawi kid. At least that\'s what she thinks apparently as she just launched an appeal to the rejection of her latest adoption attempt. According to AFP: Lawyer Alan Chinula sought to convince Malawi\'s Supreme Court that a judge was wrong to deny her application last month to adopt three-year-old Chifundo \"Mercy\" James. Madonna was not ... [Full Story]

Madonna Might be a Liar

When trying to decide who to trust between Madonna and the sleazy paparazzi, it\'s a tough choice but I go with the paparazzi because they keep this site going. Anyway, TMZ has more details on the Madonna/horse incident. No, not that. That\'s just disgusting. The paparazzo who claims he was the only pap around when Madonna fell off her horse on Saturday says he isn\'t to blame for her fall ... [Full Story]

Madonna is a Nice Woman

AP is reporting that Madonna is giving $500,000 to Italy to help with the earthquake. Madonna has promised $500,000 to help victims of Italy\'s devastating earthquake, said Fernando Caparso, mayor of Pacentro, the mountainside village where two of the pop star\'s grandparents were born. Carparso told The Associated Press on Wednesday that that he had spoken to the pop star\'s manager and ... [Full Story]

Madonna Gets Denied

This story goes back and forth more than anything I\'ve ever seen. Yesterday, it seemed pretty clear that Madonna was going to adopt another Malawi kid, but not so fast says the bipolar Malawai government. TMZ reports: Despite little Mercy James\' uncle signing off on the adoption earlier this week, the courts rejected it citing a requirement that prospective parents live in the country for ... [Full Story]

Madonna is Officially Allowed to Take Another Child

According to Reuters, Madonna has been given a \"go\" on completely culture shocking yet another Malawi child. Malawian Information Minister Patricia Kaliati said Madonna had helped in the country and was a worthy mother. \"Madonna has been good to us, she is supporting over 25,000 orphans in this country and she has proved that she can take care of David,\" Kaliati told Reuters. \"Very ... [Full Story]

Oh No, Not Another One

According to AP, Madonna is in Malawi looking for another child to adopt. Of course, Malawi is in Africa because she wouldn\'t possibly adopt a needy American child. That would be racist. An official at the Malawi welfare department said the pop star had filed adoption papers. Another person in Malawi close to the case said Madonna would be in Malawi this weekend, and a court could hear ... [Full Story]

Madonna Must Be Joking

Could someone please re-send the memo that Madonna is 50? Looks like she didn\'t get it. Thanks. ... [Full Story]

I\'m Scared

The Daily Mail showed off Madonna\'s new photos for her upcoming album, Hard Candy, and now I\'m hiding in my closet holding my laptop, a handgun and a flashlight with my feet pressed against the door and tears streaming down my face. SOMEONE HELP ME. Don\'t look at the image below in full size. Regret will strike you instantly. ... [Full Story]

Someone Lied About Madonna and Money

I have no energy to write about this story and then try to come up with something funny, which ultimately ends up being lame because I just woke up and because I\'m just not that funny. But anyway, according Daily Mail: Just days after Madonna\'s spokeswoman outlined the £50-£60million divorce settlement the singer\'s ex-husband would receive, her camp have had to backtrack over \'misleading ... [Full Story]

Madonna Falls on Stage HAHA

Yesterday in Brazil, Madonna fell and mysteriously never missed a single note. You would think falling down would at least prompt an \"uh!\" sound, but she sang through it flawlessly, which confirms that either a) she\'s lip syncing, or b) my suspicions that she died years ago and was re-built and controlled robotically is true. You be the judge. She falls around the 40 second mark. ... [Full Story]