Megan Fox

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Megan Fox.

A Married Fox is a Retarded Fox

This weekend at the Teen\'s Choice Awards 2010, Megan Fox let her tard side come out. It\'s the equivalent of a newly married woman eating 1 pint of Ben and Jerry\'s a day, because she believes that she \"locked down\" her man and found true love... and true love doesn\'t care about hideous, huge behinds. You know what ladies? We do care. Every fake knight in shining armor cares if his whore ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Shows Her Tummy

Megan Fox... you disgust me. First - you show off your midriff. A midriff that would not be looked kindly upon in a public school system. Second - you\'re wearing a Transformers t-shirt... and you clearly aren\'t in the Transformers anymore, according to Rosie Huntington-Whitely. SO STRAIGHTEN UP, HO! ... [Full Story]

Mommy Issues in the Making

Well, this is going to be one incredibly awkward household once Brian Austen Green\'s kid hits the onset of puberty. Nothing will stop the uncomfortable, warm feelings that he\'ll get for his step-mom. And true, it\'s better since they\'re not related, but I am going to hazard a guess that this kid is going to have wayyyy too many requests for \"Mommy to tuck him in.\" ... when he is 17. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Should Probably Be Illegal

Unless scientists figure something out soon, I doubt a girl will be as attractive as Megan Fox in my lifetime. Surely Stephen Hawking can use his little talking computer and come up with something better, but he\'s too busy worrying about lame stuff like where we came from and what life means. Anyway, I included some pictures below of Megan from when she was like 18 and had no idea every guy on ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Ties the Knot in Hawaii!

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were married on the Big Island of Hawaii in a small ceremony! Excuse me while I cry out of various places and lock myself in my room to eat an entire pint of ice cream! Brian Retard Green was the luckiest man alive, meeting Megan Fox on the set of Hope & Faith in 2004.. and dating her on and off ever since. Yesterday, Brian soaked up his luck-filled life by ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox is Simply Disgusting

I\'m not too sure how Megan Fox can live with herself when she looks in the mirror. I have to suppress bile every time I look at Megan\'s juicy lips and incredible body. How horrifying!!! Just kidding, we all know that Megan is the human, physical embodiment of perfection.. mixed with some saucy trashiness. She was displaying some extra trashy cleavage at the Jonah Hex premiere the other ... [Full Story]

Megan Lost Her Bling

So when I first heard that Megan Fox got engaged again in Hawaii to Brian Austen WhatsHisFace, I was sad. I cried. I went through 42 boxes of Kleenex. However, I heard some news that cheered me up and let me will myself into taking a shower today. During all of the excitement, Megan lost her engagement ring. Typical escape-artist move. .. that and eating the ring when you know your boyfriend ... [Full Story]

Happy as a Sexy Clam!

Not that mollusks are usually known for their sexiness, I\'m going to have to make an exception for the bikini-clad Megan Fox variety. Aside from that one Western(?) movie she was working one, I don\'t think Megan has been up to much. She made her big money with the first two Transformer movies and now all she needs to do is sit around and be a sex object for men... and some women. (See ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox is Desperate for Attention

It\'d be a bad idea for a person who even remotely LOOKED like Megan Fox to be flashing lacy bra in an airport. But no. Megan Fox goes above and beyond in her world of attention whoreism to do this. It\'s cute how she tries to subdue the fact that she is nearly naked by wearing what in her head equals a very tame outfit. I\'m sorry, but if you\'re Megan Fox then anything short of a parka is ... [Full Story]

The Woodwork Presents Megan Fox. Nerd Alert!

Although I always feel glad to see Megan Fox, she is a little worse for wear here. Maybe all of the smoking, tattooing and Shia Labeoufing is catching up with her.Spending so much time with The Beef can upset anyone\'s balance, really. As with any other star that isn\'t up to much, Megan and her boyfriend got a couple of tickets to the Lakers\' playoff game. (Not that Megan Fox would lower ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Went to Walgreens

Even though she refuses to wear bikinis and look hot for various photoshoots, I can still deal with the hat-wearing Megan. Her depression is both obvious and contagious, so now I\'m kind of bummed, but at least she got whatever she came for. Which is apparently two packages of cotton pads. If I was a clever or disgusting man I\'d make a joke about something extremely inappropriate and ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox is Wholesome

When I think Megan Fox, I usually associate her with very dirty things that may or may not include wild animals and honey. But the fact is, she isn\'t that big of a slut. In fact, she is kind of a good little chick. In Harper\'s Bazaar, via the Huffington Post, Megan confessed to only have two sex partners (among other kind of boring things): On her sex partners: \"I\'ve only been ... [Full Story]