Miley Cyrus

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Miley Cyrus.

Miley Cyrus Couldn\'t Cover Up the Bong Video

The picture above is an awesome screenshot of Miley Cyrus\' bong-smoking video. It was leaked last week... and in her defense it was \"only salvia.\" (Sure.) Apparently, her people knew weeks before the \"bong\" video surfaced that it existed. However, they weren\'t able to successfully cover it up. Apparently, a college student approached one of Miley\'s reps shortly after ... [Full Story]

Miley Cyrus is Officially Legal.

Hello Internet Perverts! I have some great news for you - it turns out that over the weekend, Miley Cyrus officially turned into a legal piece. That\'s right fellas, it\'s no longer a felony to stalk her from a dumpster close to her house! ... well, actually that might still be illegal. But if you were to hook up, it would be totally legit! The now-legal Miley had an early party at Trousdale ... [Full Story]

Miley Cyrus\' Parents Split

Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus are getting a divorce after 17 years of marriage. There is no talk of a third party or anything shady... which might be a first for a celebrity marriage. But do you think the length of their marriage coinciding with Miley\'s age is just some strange coincidence? Nope. Me either. I think this was a long time coming. ... [Full Story]

... Nothing to See Here, Folks

This isn\'t that amazing. I mean, really. It\'s just two extremely young, beautiful starlets playing with each other in the rain. In fact, I\'m a little bored *yawn* just writing about this. Especially since the \"Twilight\" star was only wearing lace leggings, which barely pass for pants. I mean. BORING, right? ... [Full Story]

Miley Bird is... ... Creative

So now it\'s cool for underagers to dress in spandex lingerie and turn the word in to pedophiles? All right, cool, just checking. Miley Cyrus was extremely... dedicated... to her performance at the MuchMusic Awards in Toronto. Looking like a street urchin being sold into the slave trade. Maybe this isn\'t a big deal, but I just came from a background where if I held hands with my (imaginary) ... [Full Story]

Dude... Isn\'t She Like 17?

Seriously, this is getting out of hand. It\'s getting way too easy to be the \"getting arrested\" variety of sexual deviant. Before, you could just stare through the fence at the local girls\' Catholic School and wait for a quick, strong breeze to kick up. No harm, no foul. Now there are pictures everywhere like this. There is nothing to stop me from putting this as the background on my cell ... [Full Story]

It\'s Oscar Time Again

Yep, it\'s that time of year again - Oscar time. That special day when all of the d-bags in Hollywood come out of the woodwork to become self-congratulating idiots. Sometimes I forget that the winners aren\'t picked based on how much money they make or how much people like them... it all comes down to who is \"due\" and which people the Academy likes. I actually applaud The Hurt Locker producer ... [Full Story]

Miley Cyrus Tour Bus Crashes

Miley Cyrus has been violently killed in a bus crash. Not really. But one person was after her tour bus crashed today. She wasn\'t on board any of them, which makes me wonder why the hell they were even traveling. Out joyriding in the Miley Cyrus tour bus apparently. Sounds fun. ... [Full Story]

Miley Cyrus is a Hater

Miley Cyrus spoke out about Twilight, and yes, that IS newsworthy. I woke up this morning wondering exactly what Miley thinks about that movie, and now I have my answer. OK! Mag reports: Asked whether she was on Team Edward or Team Jacob she said, \"I\'ve never seen [Twilight], nor will I ever. I don\'t believe in it. I don\'t like vampires, I don’t like any of the stuff. \"I don’t like ... [Full Story]

This Guy Threatened Miley Cyrus

It couldn\'t have been more than 2 months ago when police arrested some creepy old man living in a 10x10 shack for stalking Miley Cyrus, and now there seems to be another case involving Miley and her possible death. According to a source: yesterday officials revealed that a 2nd man was arrested near Miley\'s Georgia movie set ... but this time the suspect is a 22-year-old soldier who ... [Full Story]

Miley Cyrus\'s Stalker is So Savvy

That ridiculously creepy dude who lives in basically an old shed in Georgia and was stalking Miley Cyrus for sport apparently is hiding his main pedophile-stalker computer according to TMZ: Sources tell TMZ a computer belonging to Miley Cyrus\' alleged stalker mysteriously disappeared from his house before cops raided the place earlier this month ... and we know why it wasn\'t ... [Full Story]

Herein Lies a Stalker

In case you hadn\'t heard, some guy who hasn\'t taken a bath in years was arrested for attempting to stalk Miley Cyrus recently. Not sure what the \"attempting\" part means, you either stalk or you don\'t, but whatever. Anyway, his name is Mark McLeod and the lawn mower shed above is actually his house. I hear it\'s very nice inside, hardwood floors, running water, pretty much everything you ... [Full Story]