Petra Nemcova

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Petra Nemcova.

Petra Nemcova Blows Me Kisses

These Petra Nemcova tight pants pictures make me happy in their own right. But, the fact that they were sent to me by Petra herself with that one of her blowing me a kiss really gets on my nerves. I mean, I think Petra's cute. But this whole desperate infatuation thing she has going on for me, sending me love notes and sappy photos like this... I just can't deal with it any longer. She's ... [Full Story]

Petra Nemcova in Her Halloween Costume

These Petra Nemcova Halloween costume pictures are intriguing... they add a sense of mystery on top of her usual innocent hotness. Petra makes a good Cleopatra. Did she dress up like Cleopatra because her name's Petra and it kinda sounds like the last part of her name? Hmm... she could go around calling herself "CleoPETRA." You know, if she wanted to be really clever like me. But then again ... [Full Story]

Petra Nemcova Looks Seductive at a Ball

I basically can't say no to throwing up some Petra Nemcova pictures. She's perfect as it is, but when she starts looking at me all sensual like a tiger... it just takes to me to whole other place. Look at Petra being the Czechoslovakian sex beast that she is in an evening gown at the 10th Annual G & P Foundation Angel Ball yesterday. Enjoy Petra being hot and toight... toight, like a toiger! ... [Full Story]

Petra Nemcova Is One Beautiful Philanthropist

It's been a long week... and since this is the last day of the work week, and we've almost arrived at the deliciousness that is weekend freedom, I figured I would take this opportunity to start off our Friday morning right... with a little Petra Nemcova perfection. It's as though Petra gave us these pictures just so we could go on with our feeble lives in cheer. Seriously, Petra would do ... [Full Story]

Petra Nemcova La Senza Lingerie Photoshoot!

These Petra Nemcova lingerie photos are a little glimpse of heaven. You see, Petra is the new face of La Senza lingerie and these pictures are from the La Senza autumn/winter photoshoot... and I'm sure these pics will keep you nice and warm throughout the upcoming winter season. So, grab a nice cup of cocoa, a heated blanket, and a roll of paper towels and enjoy these Petra Nemcova lingerie ... [Full Story]

Is That an Eva Mendes and Petra Nemcova Sandwich?

You know, I don't really mind Bruce Willis, but I've never particularly ever wanted to be him. The whole "Yippie-ki-yay Martha Fowker" just annoys me, and he really lost a lot of respect from me in the late eighties. What!? I was a very serious and opinionated 5-year-old when that movie came out. But once I saw Bruce at the Heart of Gold Ball yesterday being sandwiched by Eva Mendes and ... [Full Story]

Petra Nemcova Is Pretty in Purple

I can't get enough Petra Nemcova, she brightens my day. I've seen her in so many different places and social situations, and each time she looks unbelievably beautiful. I mean, whether she's draped in gold, or in an elegant white dress, or dressed as a wild Czeckoslovakian sex beast, or simply showing me some cleavage flashing her crotch... whatever it is... if Petra's doing it... it looks ... [Full Story]

There's No Such Thing as Too Much Petra Nemcova

We've been seeing a lot of Petra Nemcova lately, and I like it... because, as you all know... there is no such thing as too much Petra Nemcova in one's life. As far as I am concerned, she is perfection in a woman and I would pack up all my sh!t and fly straight over to Prague for Petra... all she needs to do is say the word, and I'm there. Here's Petra looking ungodly sexy at the Clinton ... [Full Story]

Petra Nemcova Is Beauty In Its Purest Form

You know, lately we've seen a lot of Petra Nemcova and I love every second of it. First, we saw her looking like a wild sex beast on the Serengeti plain. Then, we had the privilege of seeing her beautiful cleavage in a sparkling gold dress. And, finally, there was the money shot! Which, of course, was seeing Petra's cleavage and upskirt Now, Petra is looking absolutely stunning as ... [Full Story]

Petra Nemcova's Cleavage Loves Me

Every once in a while something beautiful occurs in this world. Most of the time, it happens when you least expect it. When all things have been nothing more than ordinary and have fallen short of all those expectations you had when you were a little school boy. Then, all of a sudden, the world seems to come together... in its entirety, just for you. And in this case, for you and me. Let's ... [Full Story]

I Told You That Petra and Her Cleavage Love Me!

See, Petra Nemova loves me so much that she blows me kisses! See, I told you that her and her CLEAVAGE love me! Here's Petra at the Moet Chandon Be Fabulous Gold Bottle Launch looking like a golden statue which emanates 100% pure Eastern European beauty... and we all know, that's one of the best kinds of beauty there is. Petra is absolutely flawless. Enjoy her. But not too much... just ... [Full Story]

Petra Nemcova Is a Czechoslovakian Sex Beast

The always sexy Petra Nemcova was wearing a nice leopard-print dress at the Imitation of Christ fashion launch on the 4th and boy was she looking delicious. The Czech fashion supermodel looked like some kind of wild sex-beast that should be out there prowling in the Serengeti. And by "should be out there prowling in the Serengeti," I mean she should be wearing that little dress with nothing ... [Full Story]