Rihanna

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Rihanna.

Rihanna is Ordering a Male Prostitute - Colin Farrell

So it looks like Colin Farrell has officially gotten into the hookin\' business. (And I\'m not being cruel... judging by the amount of women he has sex with, he is indeed a prostitute.) According to The Sun: If there\'s one woman you wouldn’t mind pestering you, the Bajan stunner has to top the list. They met on GRAHAM NORTON\'s chat show before Christmas, swapped numbers afterwards and the ... [Full Story]

Rihanna Likes January Halloween

I don\'t know jack about Rihanna, so I\'m going to make this post up. Apparently, Rihanna walked into a bar. Then she walked into a beauty salon. She declared herself the most sassy black woman within a 100 mile radius and wanted a hairstyle to represent that stunning figure. Dai\'Shwan agreed and proceeded to make her into a sassy, black, punching bag with hair the color of the wet stuff in our ... [Full Story]

Rihanna Needs Put Down

... What? I can\'t even begin to make fun of Rihanna, because I\'m in such awe of this awful ensemble. I\'m a little concerned that she had a stroke after taking too much cocaine, thought that it was a good idea to attempt to dress like Lady Gaga, and took her retarded niece\'s Halloween costume. That is what happened. And I\'m sticking to it. ... [Full Story]

Rihanna is a Serious Actor

OH NOEZ! Rihanna done sank our Battleship! Just kidding. She\'s actually filming the movie Battleship. I have no idea if she has ever acted seriously before this, but judging by how well she is flipping someone(?) off, I can tell this is Oscar material. It\'s about time that she did something different. I was getting a little tired of looking at pictures of her performing almost nude. I ... [Full Story]

She\'s So...Hot?

This may sound bad, but I\'m at a point where I don\'t blame Chris Brown for pummeling Rihanna. If anything, maybe he saw her in the middle of the night, thought she was a monster, and needed to beat the crap out of her in order to save his own life. Of course, he was (sort of) mistaken, but I can\'t blame him. Young, hot girls of America.. don\'t let Rihanna be your role model. She gets her ... [Full Story]

Rihanna May Be Crazy. Or Kermit.

Celebrities always have a weird sense of fashion, but now I\'m convinced Rihanna is looking completely retarded on purpose. She is both channelling Kermit the Frog and flashing her chesticles - make up your mind Rih. If you want the world to see your chest, don\'t remind us of that lovable Muppet who Conan O\'Brien would always make puke everywhere. ... It\'s not a good mental ... [Full Story]

The Resemblance is Striking

Here\'s Rihanna on a boat somewhere with a head of hair that looks like it should be playing 70s rock music or starring in its very own puppet show. I didn\'t realize getting beat up by your boyfriend took away all of your fashion sense, but apparently it does. So you ladies who get abused, don\'t be surprised if you end up wearing sweats everywhere. ... [Full Story]

Rihanna is Tough

Apparently after you get beat up by your boyfriend, it makes you numb to all cold weather. Everyone around Rihanna is bundled up in gloves, hats, scarves, slankets, snuggies, and other warm paraphernalia while she prances around in some kind of man\'s dress shirt and no pants. Oh well, I\'m not complaining. Not about that anyway. ... [Full Story]

Rihanna Says Chris Brown had No Soul in his Eyes - Huh?

Rihanna\'s interview with ABC\'s Good Morning America about the beating she took from ex-boyfriend Chris Brown sure is revealing some interesting stuff: Rihanna on Friday described the horror she felt as her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown was biting and punching her during a violent argument in February, saying she saw \"no soul in his eyes.\" \"There was no person when I looked at him,\" the ... [Full Story]

Rihanna is Typical

Rihanna has revealed to Good Morning America that getting beat up by Chris Brown just wasn\'t enough and that she initially went back to him afterward. This morning on \"Good Morning America\" an emotional Rihanna told Diane Sawyer she didn\'t want to be responsible for \"some young girl getting killed\" for following in her footsteps. Rihanna added \"Don\'t react off of love. Eff ... [Full Story]

Rihanna was Humiliated About the Leaked Photo

After Chris Brown thought it would be fun to beat the hell out of Rihanna, a photo of her all bruised up surfaced on the Internet. Well, it turns out she didn\'t like that very much which is strange because I thought she would\'ve just loved it. According to reuters: The R&B singer told the December issue of Glamour magazine that she felt humiliated when a photo of her bruised and bloodied ... [Full Story]

See, Rihanna is Bad Too

Chris Brown might\'ve physically abused Rihanna, but did he ILLEGALLY GIVE TATTOOS? Yeah, didn\'t think so. Who\'s the real monster here? According to TMZ: TMZ has learned the city of New York officially cracked down on the tattoo parlor where Rihanna illegally inked a few people back in July. The day after Rihanna made her mark, East Side Ink was issued a citation by the the NYC ... [Full Story]