Scarlett Johansson

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Scarlett Johansson Can Blow

Here\'s Scarlett Johansson in a Jeff Vespa photoshoot. I have no idea who Jeff Vespa is, but he needs to tell her to take off her top next time or maybe at least give us a background other than solid blue. This guy should probably be banned from photography forever for this let-down, but it is still Scarlett, so it\'s worth posting. ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson Helps the Dutch

Scarlett Johansson posed for Dutch magazine, \"Panorama,\" recently and these are the scans. It\'s no surprise that she looks great considering she is great looking. See what I did there? I reversed the words and it made sense both ways and was clever and just forget it. ... [Full Story]

Is This Some Kind of Innuendo?

I\'m not sure if Moet & Chandon purposely wanted me to think about Scarlett Johansson making bottle shaped objects explode, or if it\'s just supposed to look cool, but that\'s what I\'m thinking about now anyway. In fact it\'s pretty tough to write this post now, so I\'ll just be back later. ... [Full Story]

She Could At Least Try

When millions of men around the world are depending on you for their fantasies, you do not go in public looking like this. I\'m severely disappointed in Scarlett Johansson, and especially after looking incredible in that stupid movie that came out a few weeks ago about how guys suck and should always bend to their girlfriend\'s will. Maybe these pictures are karma. ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson is Hot and a Little Scary

No, that is not Scarlett Johansson auditioning for the role of a deer in the headlights. She\'s at the \"Mo\'t & Chandon: A Tribute To Cinema,\" which is a place where actresses...well, I don\'t know. It\'s just a place where dressing goth and wearing bright red lipstick makes you cool. ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson Looks Like Dick

Ok, maybe I\'m stretching a little bit with my comparison, but it gave me an excuse to write that clever title. These photos of Scarlett Johansson were taken at the Heathrow airport yesterday and it seems her strange choice of an outfit fooled no one. You can\'t trick the savvy paparazzi and their ability to spot a star. Then again, wearing sunglasses indoors and dressing like Dick Tracy isn\'t ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson on the Cover of Vogue Paris

There should be a law that says every magazine from now until forever should have Scarlett Johansson on the cover. One reason is that she\'s extremely photogenic, but it mainly has to do with her big breasts. Not sure what it is about them, but they instantly put me in a better mood every morning after my mom threatens to kick me out and turn the basement into a storage area for beanie babies ... [Full Story]

How\'s Your Knowledge of Celebrity Racks?

In case you missed the Celebrity A$$ post featuring the rumps of Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, and others, check that out first. Now that you\'ve done that, let\'s move on to the front of celebrity chicks. See if you can guess whose b00bies all of these are, then click the thumbnail to see the high resolution version. Some of these are pretty tough to guess, but all are f\'n HOT. Enjoy, I ... [Full Story]

A Compilation of the Hottest Celebrity Butts

If you can guess more than half of these before viewing the full sized image, you can consider yourself an Asspert. Yep, I definitely just made that word up so when you see it everywhere in 4-6 weeks, you\'ll know where it came from. Some of these are tough to guess, so I\'ll give you a hint - they\'re all extremely famous and won\'t let you near them. But anyway, check these pictures out. I ... [Full Story]

Ryan Reynolds has Really Gone Downhill

This is Scarlett Johansson at the Extreme Beauty in Vogue Exhibition in Milan yesterday. As exciting as that event sounds, it probably wasn\'t. Not sure who this guy is with Scarlett, but I can only assume it\'s Ryan Reynolds having a bad day. Poor guy. ... [Full Story]

I\'m Buying Whatever Scarlett Johansson is Selling

I don\'t even care if these ads are for mailbombs addressed to nurseries, I\'m buying them all. If Scarlett Johansson is willing to please men everywhere by posing in this Marilyn Monroe-esque way, then I\'m willing to stop contributing to my 401k, which is currently worth $1.62, to buy whatever this product is. In all seriousness, these are for Dolce and Gabbana which is make-up or ... [Full Story]

He\'s Just Not That Into You... But We\'re Into Them

If you\'re a guy, you\'re probably avoiding He\'s Just Not That Into You like a bad case of herpes because you know your girlfriend wants to see it. Fortunately, if you\'re forced into shelling out $15 on tickets and $48 on popcorn, you can secretly enjoy the movie because Jennifer Connelly, Jennifer Aniston, Scarlett Johannson, Ginnifer Goodwin, and Drew Barrymore are all in it. To celebrate ... [Full Story]