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Britney Spears

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Britney Spears.

Is this photo of Britney Spears leaning over in her car the result of a desperate search to find her kids?.. because if you haven't heard it yet, she's lost them again. That's right, Britney Spears' visitation rights with her kids has been suspended by L.A. County Commissioner Scott Gordon. TMZ reports: The order reads, "Petitioner's (Britney's) visitation with the minor children is suspended ... [Full Story]


Us Magazine reports that Britney Spears was heard making ridiculous demands to her assistant and then trashed the judge that presided over her custody battle case with K-Fed at a Beverly Hills Neiman Marcus. Us reports:' "First the pop star commandeered a dressing room (generally reserved for the disabled) to try on a slew of Juicy Couture dresses. Then, after belting out Rihanna's "Umbrella," ... [Full Story]


Sources close to Britney Spears tell OK! Magazine that Britney is trying hard to become a better parent. OK! Magazine reports: “No one has ever trained her or shown her how to look after her boys,” one Britney insider reveals in the next issue of OK!. “She really wants to learn, and she’s going to try really hard. She’s been taking parenting classes and taking them very seriously.”" That's ... [Full Story]


Britney Spears turned herself in to authorities last night for her August 6th hit and run incident in LA. TMZ reports: "LAPD told us "at approximately 9:25 PM Miss Britney Spears checked into the Van Nuys County Jail for a court ordered booking. She was put through standard booking procedures which included booking photographs, fingerprinting and collection of information. Britney was at all ... [Full Story]


Well, here are some photos of Britney Spears' cleavage. I mean, sure, you've seen plenty of naked vagina pictures these days and that's all well and good, but I feel like her breasts have been neglected... and frankly, it's time to show the things some love. They're practically begging for attention. Look at those love pillows bursting out of her dress waiting to show the world the busty ... [Full Story]


New Britney Spears' naked vagina pictures have emerged!!! Britney was supposed to meet in court today with proven superdad K-Fed so she could be allowed overnight visits with her children... but, it's past the planned meeting time right now and TMZ reports: "K-Fed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, is in court right now. Brit's lawyers, Anne Kiley and Tara Scott are en route. Britney's hangin' ... [Full Story]


Doctors have given answers to a question that the world thought may never be revealed: Why is Britney Spears a fat pig? Star Magazine reports: ""Britney used to be fit and healthy and weigh about 118 pounds," says Edward Jackowski, M.D., author of Escape Your Shape. "Now she weighs about 160 pounds and has a triple chin, a big belly and excess fat all over her body."" And here's ... [Full Story]


Britney's new album Blackout will be released two weeks sooner than anticipated. The Sun UK reports: "Blackout was due to land on November 12, but will now arrive on October 29 as label Jive pull out all the stops to crush illegal downloads." Sources also tell The Sun: “The demand for Britney’s new album has taken everyone by surprise. People are desperate to get their hands on it ... [Full Story]


Well, it seems that Britney learned to do something right. Sources confirmed yesterday that Britney has passed a court-ordered drug test. TMZ says: "It was part of the court order requiring Britney to undergo testing. Sources say contrary to what they call "public perception," Britney has accepted the terms laid down by L.A. Court Commissioner Scott Gordon." TMZ further ... [Full Story]


Remember how I said that Britney Spears may or may not end up working at your local gas station? Yea, well it looks like that's not gonna happen because she may or may not have a different new job than we expected! TMZ reports: "Sources inside the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica, Calif. tell TMZ Brit checked in Thursday and at around 10:30 PM went downstairs and started talking with a ... [Full Story]


TMZ reports that earlier last week Britney Spears knew that her children had arrived at the gate of her home, but refused to greet her children because she did not want to face a parenting coach that would be present during the visit. TMZ says: "Britney was well aware that her kids were coming at 10:00 AM. She had telephone conversations about it 10 minutes earlier. Britney's big concern ... [Full Story]


Remember how a while back Britney Spears was searching for her career in the toilet of a public restroom? Yea well, apparently she failed to find her old career while she was looking down the plumbing at a local Quizno's... but she may have come up with an even better idea! Here's Britney this Friday at a gas station wiping her own windshield with a squeegee while her boobies were ... [Full Story]






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