If you are a sick and perverted individual and you have often found yourself imagining what it would be like to see Donkey Kong and Donald Duck make-out in a fit of heated sexual passion, then your sick and perverted dreams have come true.
That's right. Dangerously thin porn queen, Jenna Jameson, and the self-proclaimed UFC "Huntington Beach Bad Boy" himself, Tito Ortiz, who also happens to be Jenna's boyfriend, were seen sucking the taste buds off of each other's tongues the other night.
I wonder if when Tito and Jenna are in the bedroom he takes off his shirt, jumps up on the bed, pounds his big gorilla chest, and starts throwing barrels at Jenna as she tries to dodge them while dressed in a blue sailor uniform with no pants.
Sorry. I'm just trying to get a visual.
