Over 43 years ago, in a land far, far away, what would become one of the most naturally beautiful cougars in the world was born.
Let me see if I can re-create the setting of this wonderful moment in history for you...
It was the year of 1964. Australia, at the time, was a vast land mainly inhabited by a few wallabies, a couple of kangaroos, and of course, a handful of native Aborigines... scary little fellows they were.
It was a quiet March afternoon. The sun was strong, the land was still, and one woman's womb beheld one of the greatest female specimens to ever exist.
That womb belonged to the mother of a young Elle Macpherson, who, legend has it, even before the actual birth, was kicking around in her mother's tummy with a full 6-foot-long gazelle-like frame.
When the specimen exited the womb, numerous villagers from the farrest corners of Australia came to see the phenomenon which would later become nicknamed "The Body." Clearly, the name speaks for itself.
At 183 centimeters tall, which converts into exactly six feet, Elle Macpherson is one tall glass of water.
Scratch that, one tall glass of COUGAR. And at 43-years-old, she was still lookin' oh so delicious as she frolicked along the beaches of Australia this past weekend.
Thus, today, Elle Macpherson becomes the first Australian-born recipient of CelebParasite.com's "Cougar of the Day" award.
So, everyone, throw one more shrimp on the Bar-B and raise up a nice tall glass of Foster's, for Elle Macpherson is our official cougar of the day!
Today is a good day. Thank you, Cronulla, New South Wales, Australia!
