Celeb Parasite

Britney Spears

Despite their differences when it comes to the custody of their children, Britney Spears and K-Fed have been having weekly phone sex sessions together! Star Magazine says:

Earlier this week, the pop star met her ex-husband Kevin Federline in court, where Britney was granted "expanded" visitation rights of their children. But their interaction hasn't been limited to court appearances — Britney and Kevin are in regular contact. In fact, they've been having weekly steamy phone sex sessions.

"They have phone sex often — at least once a week," an insider tells Star. "The one thing those two have in common is their need for sex, and after they get going, there are no holds barred.""

Hmm... phone sex with Britney actually doesn't sound too bad. Think about it, it's actually Britney's voice, but you can do all the visual picturing in your head... so you can think of the hot Britney of old the whole time you're doing it. Man, this is just another example of how the divorce made K-Fed's life that much better.

I mean, the guys got the kids, he's got Britney paying him absurd amounts of money each month, and now he's still having phone sex with her which is probably better than regular sex with Britney because you don't have to fight through all of the Cheetos crumbs and half-eaten corn chips in her bed! That's it... I've decided... in my next life, I want to be K-Fed!

Britney leaving a recording studio this past Tuesday:


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Posted by Ace Benedict on 5.08.08 at 02:13:20 PM - Direct Link

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