Paris Hilton loves her boyfriend, Benji Madden, and she wants to be with him forever! Us Magazine says:
"We talk about [marriage]. I'm so happy. I'm so in love. I know I want to spend the rest of my life with Benji, my boyfriend," the 27-year-old heiress told David Letterman (watch above).
"I know I want to be with him forever," she added. "If you saw us together, you'd understand.""
See, I have no problem with an idiot and a weirdo rocker getting married... they can go ahead and do whatever they want with their lives. It's when I think about what their children will be like that I start getting a little upset. For some reason I just picture a kid coming out of Paris Hilton's battered womb with the face of some sort of undomesticated bird (just like its mommy) with random, meaningless, ugly tattoos all over its body at birth.
Just think of the kind of life this kid is going to have to deal with once it's brought into the world. It won't stand a chance looking like that. It will be like some sort of evil creature that came into the world with no purpose other than to terrorize all of Hollywood. Then again, maybe this whole Paris Hilton/Benji Madden union thing isn't such a bad thing after all!
Paris out promoting her new hair extension line (yes you read that right) in New York yesterday:
