Despite what appears to be legitimate photographic evidence, Mischa Barton's rep says that she does not have cellulite on her body and any images that suggest she does are simply doctored photos! Specifically, Us Magazine reports:
"Those photos are doctored," her rep told the New York Daily News. "I'm not saying she's perfect, nobody is. But they've given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old.""
Well, you know what, that's a damn good photoshop job if these things are fake! Mischa's behind looks like a trash bag filled with ground beef and cottage cheese! Then again, I will say that I saw some nude shots of her bottom from her movie "The Closing Ring" and she looked pretty good... no cellulite at all. So, maybe her rep IS right. On the other hand, she could have always used a body double for the movie and these pictures could be very real because of their candid nature!
Hmm... who knows... I believe this whole thing needs more investigation... so, if you'll excuse me, I got some work to do. I'm basically like a modern-day Sherlock Holmes, only instead of cracking mysterious crime cases, I'm just trying to figure out if celebrity asses are flabby or not. Both tasks, however, are equally difficult and important in this world, wouldn't you say so, Watson?
Mischa out showing off her cellulite in Australia a couple of weeks ago:
