Hayden Is Like a Golden Statue... Only With Real Boobies

Hayden Panettiere France

Isn't it beautiful when they're all grown up...

Hayden Panettiere was doing the whole Heroes world tour thing in Paris yesterday.

Hayden looked stunning (and a hell of alot older than she really is) in this elegant golden dress which was perfect for a little "sideshot boobie" as I like to call it.

I think moments like these are best captured through the words spoken by the famous young poet Christopher Wallace, a.k.a. The Notorious B.I.G., when he said:

"Because you know I love it young, fresh and green with no hair in between, know what I mean?"

Excessively inappropriate and oh so very appropriate all at once.

Isn't it funny how that works?

Enjoy, kids.

8.29.07 at 12:09:54 PM