Sources now say that the Ashlee Simpson/Pete Wentz wedding could happen as soon as this Saturday, May 17th! Us Magazine reports:
"Proper invites have not been sent out but instead guests have been given a save the date notice," the source told Us.
The rehearsal dinner – described by the source as "an intimate affair" for "family and close friends only" – will take place on Friday.
On Saturday, "all guests will be transported in shuttles to the wedding location," the source explained."
Wow, so if this source is right, their planned shotgun wedding is even more shotgunny than we thought! Okay, so "shotgunny' probably isn't a real word, but you get the idea. And you can't blame me for using ridiculous words when I'm talking about two human beings as ridiculous as Ashlee and Pete! I just can't believe that there are all of these secret elements to the wedding to make it more of "an intimate affair".
They're all treating this wedding like it's some kind of top secret piece of government information. It's like all the wedding guests are being secretly shipped out to Area 51 or something! Maybe that's just it though! Maybe at the wedding Ashlee's going to reveal to the world that the reason why she's the uglier, often overlooked younger sister in the Simpson family is simply because she's an Alien! With that face of hers, I'd believe it! ZING!
Ashlee and Pete out and about in Paris last week:
