Many rumors are going around that since Beyonce married Jay-Z, she's been putting on some pregnancy weight! However, Beyonce's rep refuses to confirm any such rumors! Specifically, OK! Magazine says:
In response, Beyoncé's rep has issued what has to be one of the funnier non-denial comments ever: "I don't know if she's pregnant. Let me perform and ultrasound and get back to you.""
See, although a lot of the signs her point to Beyonce being pregnant, I don't know what all the speculation is about... she might just want to attain a higher lever of what I like to call "diva status." I mean, think of all the true "divas" from back in the day... they were all built like linebackers! Now, Beyonce, knowing that her diva voice may become more powerful and everlasting if she packs on a few pounds, maybe she just wanted become "more of a woman" and thus "more of a diva."
Yet, in the midst of Beyonce's desire for such strength and power, she's faced with the external pressures of Hollywood to live up to the anorexic stick-figure model image. See, that has to be tough for Beyonce, dealing with such a tension... with both elements in her life pulling her apart! Or, on second thought, maybe she's just knocked up and her rep is just trying to hide it. Yea, that last part sounds most likely... but hey, don't tell me I didn't sound like a caring and insightful social psychologist for a minute there! That was some good stuff! Dr. Phil, eat your heart out... you bald, southern, ugly, annoying... I'll stop there. Kids could be reading!
Beyonce out looking hot last week at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Gala:
