Britney Spears is looking pretty fattened up all of a sudden and pretty much out of nowhere! And to think, we were all saying how much thinner and healthier she was looking lately! Not anymore! Specifically, The UK's Daily Mail reports:
Dressed casually in tracksuit bottoms and a T-shirt, the mother-of-two was seen placing a protective hand over her bulging tummy.
The 26-year-old is currently locked in a battle with her ex-husband Kevin Federline, over the custody of the former couple's two sons Jayden James and Sean Preston...
But now looking healthier and happier, it looks like the star could seriously be considering adding to her brood."
See, I don't know how this could be possible. All those times when Britney was running around with random men, she never got pregnant. Now, when there has been pretty much no mention of any love interest in her life at all, she's pregnant. You know, I'm seriously considering the possibility that she just ate a bad chalupa. Honestly, Britney, how many times do I have to tell you, never order the steak at Taco Bell... always go with the ground beef. It's their specialty. Steak is about an extra 80 cents and the poor people who go there all the time can't afford that, so you know the steak is just sitting there all day, it never moves so it goes bad! Now look at how bloated your stomach is, Brit! Dammit! This is for your own good! Why don't you ever listen to me!?
Then again, maybe I'm wrong, Britney. I know you and K-Fed have been getting along better lately and you two old flames have been having some serious phone sex these days... so who knows... maybe you two kids went in for the real thing and the 'ole Federline took it as a good opportunity to make another baby and take you for even more child support cash! Oh, that K-Fed, he's a crafty little wannabe gangster rapper, isn't he?
Britney out smoking cigs in Beverly Hills this past sunday looking pregnant with a big round belly:
