Christina Aguilera was out in New York yesterday looking very... um... colorful! There's something about her that's just unique though, you have to admit. I mean, think about it, if you walk down the street of your city, do you ever see anyone that looks like Christina? A tiny, petite, little Christina walking around with platinum blonde hair and a pair of absolute bombs! Do you see those things!? For a girl with such a small frame, those things are unbelievable!
Other than the fact that they're so veinous that they look like there's a map of some terrain with many rivers and estuaries, those things are amazing and I commend her for them. Yea, so I just wanted to take a moment and congratulate Christina on the work she's done here... and I feel that it's best that you take some time and enjoy what she's done for you here as well. So, go ahead, enjoy Christina and her "new mommy" cleavage. Ahh, it's a beautiful thing... scratch that... those are beautiful things! Ahh, that's better. Okay, thanks. Bye.
