Don't call them John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston anymore... the two have officially been named "Johnifer"! That's right! The people have voted and that's what America has decided on! Ahh, it's good to see that our democratic voting ideals carry over into something as important as coming up with one name for two sexually involved celebrities! Specifically, Us Magazine reports:
While Johnifer snagged 12,396 votes, Janiston came in at a close second with 11,737...
Johnifer, who have been hot and heavy in Miami and New York City over the past few weeks, join the ranks of Brangelina and Bennifer with their new combo moniker."
Wow, how pathetic is the world that thousands of people have to sit around and think up catchy little conjoined names for famous couples!? Do we really have nothing better to do with our time? Well, that's probably what all of those hippie intellectual types think... but hey, this kind of thing is damn fun! Not to mention, it gives me an excuse to not only stare at Jennifer's beautiful little booty in a pool, but talking about "Johnifer" gives me a relevant reason to share Jennifer's beautiful bikini-clad body with you too! So, go ahead, take a moment and enjoy a nice bird's eye view of Jennifer's beauty while she was wading in a hotel pool with John Mayer in Miami earlier last week! Wow, Ace, good use of the word "wading" right there! Now that's a word that is seriously underused in everyday conversations!
