Paris Hilton and slightly-less-of-a-skank sister Nicky Hilton were out dancing at PURE nightclub in Vegas Tuesday night.
Paris is an incredible dancer. She's like a really tall ostrich that flaps its unusable wings in fits of rage, never fully realizing that she will never fly. Only with a lesbian haircut. That's amazing! I mean, I'm not even mad... that's amazing!
A convulsive Paris hit the dance floor with sister Nicky as they rubbed and groped each other several times.
Scantily-clad tramp heiress sisters rubbing up on each other while fat old guys and worthless commoners look upon them in awe... see, not much has changed in life, it's just like how it was with royalty in medieval times...
Only nowadays, when the frustrated commoners go home, they go online and pleasure themselves to clips from their sex tapes.
Ahh, the joys of modernity!
