Audrina Patridge celebrated her 23rd birthday this weekend and she got down and dirty on the dance floor in club LAX in Vegas! At one point, Audrina even got her booty smacked! Us Magazine says:
The now 23-year-old (her actual birthday was May 9) drank Grey Goose and Red Bull and goofed off with pals — including her mom! — at club LAX.
Wearing a black spaghetti strap dress, Patridge danced to Akon's "Smack That" while a female pal slapped her booty.
At 12:40 a.m., a white-frosted cake decorated with roses was brought out. Patridge — who flew in from Hawaii, where she's filming her first movie Into the Blue — grabbed a rose and licked frosting off the stem.
An hour later, Patridge flirted with a guy friend by giving him a peck on the lips, and later stole his fedora hat off his head."
Did that just say that Audrina was in a "spaghetti strap dress" while she danced to Akon's "Smack That"!? That song about how Akon wants to pick up a girl so they can "kick it" like Tae Bo and he can possibly bend her over? Ahh, what a beautiful little song that is. An instant classic, really! But thinking of Audrina looking all hot in her little black dress getting all tipsy and dancing all dirty and getting her booty smacked to rap music just makes me happy!
Ahh, yet another instance why white people love rap music! It gives them an excuse to act all dirty on the dance floor... and when they're done, then can always hide behind the excuse that they got caught up in the moment, it's not their fault that "getting bent over" is in the lyrics and they're just born with the natural predisposition to do an interpretive dance for any song they hear!
Anyway, I just wanted to say, happy birthday, Audrina. Seriously, you get hotter and hotter ever time I see you. Too bad you'll always be talentless. Well, hey, even celebrities can't always have it all, I guess!
Audrina looking hot partying over the weekend at club LAX in Las Vegas:
