Celeb Parasite

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel may be getting married soon! The Sun UK reports:

“For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Jessica.

“He is so happy with her. They spent quite a bit of time apart recently when Justin was working with MADONNA. That made him certain Jessica was the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.”

For any girls out there not yet feeling a twinge of jealously towards Jessica — who most recently caught the eye in the film I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry — wait until you see where Justin wants them to get wed.

His No1 choice is the beautiful West Indian island of Mustique. Words can’t do the place justice, although the official website comes close, describing it as: “An exclusive, 1,400-acre island in the southern Caribbean with lush, rolling terrain cooled by trade winds, surrounded by pristine white beaches and clear, aquamarine waters.”

Though it is not just the island’s natural beauty that attracts Justin.

Because it is privately owned by those who live there, he would be able to ban all paparazzi — and more importantly, Bizarre reporters — from even landing there."

Dammit, I should have taken those singing lessons back when I was a little boy. Look what I could have been! I could have married Jessica Biel if I became a singing superstar. All Justin does is jump around all day as these little high-pitched girlie noises come out of him and he gets to marry a hot babe like Jessica!

And, on top of it, if he marries her, he wants to do it on a private island! Imagine that, having a whole island to yourself with nothing on it except for you and Jessica Biel! I wouldn't want anything else. Not even a source of drinking water. Sure, I would eventually die... but why would I want to live long enough to come back to the "reality of everyday life"? I figure, might as well get out on top, because, honestly, it's never going to get any better than that!!!

Here's Jessica out looking quite beautiful in an evening gown a couple of months ago. She looks pretty much perfect here, so I figured I share that with you! Enjoy what I've done for you here!

5.19.08 at 03:28:11 PM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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