Celeb Parasite

Nick and Brooke Hogan

Following Nick's recent high-speed car crash that left his close friend John Graziano in very serious condition, both Nick and Brooke felt it would be best to issue statements via MySpace to their fans.

Nick said:

"I want to thank everyone who has sent their support to me. Right now I would like to ask all of you to focus your prayers on my friend John."

And by focus "on my friend John," Nick means pray for him so he doesn't end up dying and I get potentially hit with gross vehicular manslaughter charges.

Brooke also issued this following statement on her MySpace page:

"You have all been so sweet to reach out to me and my family during this time. As you guys may know, Nicky has been released from the hospital, but my best friend John is still in the hospital. Every single prayer helps John heal, so please, keep praying and don't give up. Every single one of you makes a difference. I love you all, and thank you again for supporting me in this."

And by "every single prayer" helping John, Brooke means that every single prayer might help her little "Nicky" get out of possible gross vehicular manslaughter charges.

Such a sweet big sis, lookin' out for her little bro.

Maybe you can make an out-of-court settlement with John when he's all better. Maybe something like one years supply of sexual favors in exchange for dropping all possible charges.

Did somebody say "Jackpot?" I'd take a hit for that any day!

8.30.07 at 12:21:37 PM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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SUZYCREAMCHEESE - 1 year, 3 months ago:
YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD...HES A LITTLE JERK OFF
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sarah - 1 year, 3 months ago:
He ain't that bad, he's the hulks son so of course he is aggressive... at least he is handsome!
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BigRod - 1 year, 3 months ago:
Brooke is a whore. And I love it.
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sinedsm - 1 year, 3 months ago:
ace do you realize someone is in critical that means he may die. not funny.... you write your stupid blog every conditon. Since it sounds like you are a complete moron week and that poor kid who went to Iraq twice!I don't care if was nick's fault or not show some respect
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